maybe we’ll never update the site.

The site is being redesigned. It will be a long time, because we care even less than you do. While you wait, you can check out:

• Old issues of the UPL ezine
  Read any issue of UPL in txt or html format (or download an arhive of the original 12 issues first formatted for DOS)
• Sortable Archive of All Articles
  Searching for a specific article? Here’s a complete, sortable index.
• Prank calls
  Here’s a few of our pranks phone calls from over the years
• The deprecated director0y
  Did anyone even read this when it was new?

Or you can check out our parent site, which is probably what you were looking for to begin with:

• Phone Losers of America