phone losers of america

Winter 1996-1997 Phone Directory

released on January 1, 1997

National Pay Phone List:

201-460-9879 & 9616 & 9600 Somewhere in Rutherford, New Jersey
201-460-9899 & 9399 Somewhere in Rutherford, New Jersey
203-933-9795 Strong Stadium - near New Haven, Connecticut
203-933-9724 my high school - Connecticut
206-627-9350 & 9224 & 9067 & 9056 Progress House - Washington
206-526-9321 GreenLake Park - Seattle, Washington - (on a busy footpath)
209-292-9894 & 9809 & 9851 & 9852 & 9901 Fresno State University - California
209-473-9001 & 9002 & 9003 Some shopping center  - Stockholm, California
209-473-9227 Shell Station - Stockholm, California
209-473-9824 & 9326 Lyons - Stockholm, California
213-972-9618 & 9812 & 9813 & 9601 Amtrack Train Station - Los Angeles, CA 
308-532-9933 Some Gas Station in North Platte, Nebraska
308-762-9978 The Oh-So Super 8 Hotel - Alliance, Nebraksa
314-642-8292 The Iron Skillet-King City, Missouri (Really strange truck stop)
314-421-7958 & 9907 St. Louis Gateway Arch - St. Louis, MO (by women's rr)
314-342-9654 St. Louis Gateway Arch - St. Louis, MO (by women's restroom)
314-342-9631 & 9324 St. Louis Gateway Arch - St. Louis, MO (by men's restroom)
314-421-9909 St. Louis Gateway Arch - St. Louis, MO (by men's restroom) 
317-297-0294 Lafayette Square Cinema - Indianapolis, Indiana (In Lobby) 
317-290-0229 & 0231 Lafayette Square Mall - Indianapolis, Indiana (By Theater)
408-624-9837 & 9851 Mid-Valley Safeway - Carmel Valley, CA 
415-362-9096 Ferry Station - San Francisco, California  
415-332-9927 some restaurant - San Francisco, California 
503-926-9072 Albany General Hospital - Albany, Oregon (by cafeteria)

503-256-9428 & 9437 Carrows Restuarant - Portland, Oregon 503-666-9904 & 9898 City Hall Max Train Stop, Portland, Oregon 503-774-9301 & 9023 Fred Meyer's - Portland, Oregon (Front Entrance) 503-774-9413 & 9402 Fred Meyer's - Portland, Oregon (Side Entrance) 505-327-7012 & 2910 Conoco Gas Station - Farmington, New Mexico 503-256-8041 Gateway Transit Center, Portland, Oregon 503-280-9346 Hollywood Transit Center - Portland, Oregon 503-283-9326 & 9153 Jatzen Beach Mall - Portland, Oregon (By Binyon's) 503-283-9324 & 9319 Jatzen Beach Mall - Portland, Oregon (By Ice Cream Store) 503-283-9096 & 9037 Jatzen Beach Mall - Portland, Oregon (By Radio Shack) 503-249-9910 & 9911, 9939 Lloyd Center Mall - Portland, Oregon (Nordstrom's) 503-256-8025 Max Mart Deli - Portland, Oregon 503-249-9017 & 9845, 9429 PDX Portland International Airport - Portland, Oregon 503-249-9805 PDX " " " - Portland, Oregon..(lots of people around) 503-249-9423 & 9424 Lloyd Center Mall - Portland, Oregon (Meier & Frank) 503-666-9806 Reynold's High School - Troutdale, Oregon 503-967-3089 & 9998 Fred Meyers - Albany, Oregon 503-926-9179 Fred Meyers - Albany, Oregon 503-755-9402 Elderberry Inn, Jewell, OR 505-887-9000 K-Mart - Carlsbad, New Mexico 505-843-9067 Waffle House - Albequerqe, New Mexico 510-820-9809 Starbucks Coffee - outside of San Francisco, California

512-882-0932 & 0941 City Hall, Corpus Christi, Texas 512-882-0942 & 0943 & 0907 City Hall, Corpus Christi, Texas 512-416-9900 & 9901 Dance Across Texas Club - Austin, Texas 512-477-0114 & 0619, 0621, 0118, 0602 Raddison Hotel - Austin, Texas 512-445-9070 & 9068 Ramada Inn South - Austin, Texas..(Home of HoHoCon '94) 512-447-5283 Skate Across Texas - Austin, Texas..(Call in evening).. 512-478-0113 & 0126 Sheraton Hotel - Austin, Texas (By pool area) 512-882-0932 & 0941 City Hall, Corpus Christi, Texas 512-882-0942 & 0943 & 0907 City Hall, Corpus Christi, Texas 512-882-0055 Casa De Roy - Corpus Christi, Texas (Mexican Restaurant) 517-774-2934 College, Michigan (Lower level, East hall) 517-774-2935 College, Michigan (Lobby of Barnes Hall) 517-669-9091 Dewitt High School - Dewitt, Michigan 517-669 9051 outside Supermarket - Dewitt, Michigan 517-669 9093 Dewitt middle school - Dewitt, Michigan 541-995-9132 K&K Market, Harisburg, OR 541-995-9113 Darimart, Harisburg, OR 541-995-9113 Darimart, Harisburg, OR 541-942-9910 Killions Market, Cottage Grove, OR 541-688-9868 Willamette High School, Eugene, OR 609-585-1964 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by restrooms 609-585-1965 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by restrooms 609-585-1901 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by restrooms 609-585-9609 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by restrooms 609-585-9684 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by restrooms 609-585-9672 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by restrooms 609-585-9697 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by restrooms 609-585-1906 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by Caravel 609-585-1912 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by Caravel 609-585-9628 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by Caravel 609-585-9640 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by Caravel 609-585-9643 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by Caravel 609-585-9567 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by Caravel 609-395-9800 Molly Pitcher Rest Area - New Jersey 609-395-9814 Molly Pitcher Rest Area - New Jersey 609-655-9761 Molly Pitcher Rest Area - New Jersey 609-655-9762 Molly Pitcher Rest Area - New Jersey 609-655-9808 Molly Pitcher Rest Area - New Jersey 609-299-9851 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey in front of market 609-299-9866 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey in front of market 609-299-9797 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey in front of market 609-299-9790 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey in front of market 609-299-9714 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey 609-299-9715 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey 609-299-9837 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey 609-299-9875 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey 609-299-9613 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey by rest rooms 609-299-9614 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey by rest rooms 609-299-9615 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey by rest rooms 609-299-9702 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey by rest rooms 609-299-9718 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey by rest rooms 609-299-9807 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey by rest rooms 609-299-9808 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey by rest rooms 609-299-9809 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey by rest rooms 609-299-9810 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey by rest rooms 618-233-9319 Teen Center (Whoo hoo)/ Generations - Belleville, Illinois 618-233-9673 Township High School West - Belleville, Illinois (by the cafe) 618-656-9717 CottonWood Mall-Glen Carbon, Illinois (By movie Theater) 618-254-7178 Eastgate Cinema - East Alton, Illinois (In the lobby)

618-254-7214 Wood River Pizza Shop - Wood River, Illinois 618-344-9798 Shoney's Restaurant - Collinsville, Illinois (ask for Peggy) 619-421-9517 7-11 #1 Chula Vista, San Diego, California 619-421-9552 7-11 #2 Chula Vista, San Diego, California 619-421-9907 7-11 #3 Chula Vista, San Diego, California 619-421-9987 7-11 #4 Chula Vista, San Diego, California 619-421-9941 14676 H st Chula Vista, San Diego, California 619-421-9929 1487 H st Chula Vista, San Diego, California 619-421-9944 Home Depo - Chula Vista San Diego, California 619-421-9943 Home Depo - Chula Vista San Diego, California 619-574-9258 Camino Delrio - Chula Vista, San Diego, California 619-656-9914,9924 K-mart - Chula Vista, San Diego, California 619-422-9986 Chula Vista Library - San Diego, California 619-422-9816 Chula Vista Library - San Diego, California 805-687-9217 Rusty's Pizza, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9081 St. Francis Hospital, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9284 & 9257 Santa Barbara Raquetball Club, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9057 Sonny's Pizza, Santa Barbara, CA 805-687-9040 & 9031, 9019 Sears, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9056 Tides Motel, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9165 Transit Center, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9122 & 9123 Train Station, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9267 Texaco, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9375 & 9365 Thrifty Gas, Santa Barbara, CA 805-687-9121 Winchell's Donuts, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9080 & 9038 West Beach, Santa Barbara, CA 805-963-9904 Winchell's Donuts (Milpas & Yanonali), Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9286 & 9156 7-Eleven (Castillo Street), Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9042 7-Eleven (Cliff Drive), Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9026 Arco Gas, Castillo Street - Santa Barbara, CA 805-687-9226 Alpine Motel, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9274 Antique Botique (Next to Stop N Go) - Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9117 & 9129 Andrea's Seafood Restaurant - Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9185 Arlington Theater (Men's RestRoom) - Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9181 Arlington Theater (Women's Restroom) - Santa Barbara, CA 805-963-9911 Aloha Restaurant (Carillo Street) - Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9088 Blue Sands Motel (South Milpas), Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9151 & 9143 Beach Burger, Santa Barbara, CA 805-687-9046 Bob's Big Boy, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9153 Breakwater Restaurant (Santa Barbara Harbor), Santa Barbara, CA 805-687-9077 Chuck's Steak House, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9258 & 9206 City College Cafeteria (INSIDE), Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9269 City College Cafeteria (OUTSIDE), Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9292 Colonial Motel, 206 Castillo, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9386 Cory's Auto Parts, Carillo & San Andres, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9226 Dean O's Pizza, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9193 Employment Office, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9044 Educated Car Wash, Santa Barbara, CA 805-967-9026 & 9182 Elephant Bar, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9983 & 9904 Fiesta 4 Theater , Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9287 Fiesta 4 Theater , Santa Barbara, CA 805-687-9231 Golf And Fun, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9118 Grandda Theater, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9111 & 9447 Greyhound Bus Station , Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9180 & 9172 Greyhound Bus Station , Santa Barbara, CA 805-687-9032 Harry's Plaza, Santa Barbara, CA 805-687-9160 & 9161 Henry's Beach, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9462 & 9429 Moby Dick's Restaurant (Stearns Wharf), Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9325 & 9427 Los Banos Del Mar Public Pool, Santa Barbara, CA 805-395-9615 A1 Market - Bakersfield, California 805-395-9706 A1 Market - Bakersfield, California 810-784-9018 Armada High School - by the office - Michigan 937-322-9746 \ side by side 937-322-9237 / Outside wal-mart 937-653-9644 Outside Oddlots - Dayton, OH 937-653-9116 COCOT on street corner Dayton, OH 937-653-9735 Outside the Champaign Co. Telco - Dayton, OH 937-599-9900 Outside gas station - Bellefontaine, OH 937-599-9976 \ Side by side 937-599-9935 / Outside by a newsstand 937-599-9960 \ Side by side 937-599-9929 / Outside Bellefontaine Telco 937-599-9907 \ Side by side 937-599-9940 / Inside Ohio Hi-Point JVS (school full of burnout-rejects) 937-324-9312 Outside K-Mart - Springfield, OH 937-898-0496 \ Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9041 \ Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9118 / Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9254 / Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-898-0496 \ Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9158 \ Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9103 / Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9000 / Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-898-0414 \ Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9075 > Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9313 / Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9037 \ Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9163 \ Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9303 / Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9457 / Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9312 Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9422 Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-898-0442 \ Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-898-0494 > Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-898-0493 / Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-898-0462 \ Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-898-0461 > Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-898-0460 / Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9386 \ Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9258 > Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9412 / Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 36-1-351-6289 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6234 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6195 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6221 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6260 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6123 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6246 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6353 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6247 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6351 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6487 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6338 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-250-3052 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-250-3053 Budapest, Hungary 44-191-276-1417 United Kingdom 44-191-265-5190 United Kingdom =Indoors =Outdoors =CoCoT =Bell/GTE

=Lot of people Around

TDD (TTY) Deaf Phones

503-760-2212 911 Emergency in Portland, Oregon
800-243-7889 AIDS Hotline
800-548-2547 Alabama Relay Service (voice)
800-548-2546 Alabama Relay Service (TDD)
800-770-8255 Alaska Relay Service (voice)
800-770-8973 Alaska Relay Service (TDD)
800-842-4681 Arizona Relay Service (voice)
800-367-8939 Arizona Relay Service (TDD)
800-285-1121 Arkansas Relay Service (voice)
800-285-1131 Arkansas Relay Service (TDD)
800-735-2258 Maryland Relay Service (voice & TDD)
800-855-1155 AT&T Directory Asisstance (Gives you any published phone number
				       in the United States free and legal!)
800-735-2929 California Relay Service
800-955-8771 Florida Relay Service (TDD)
800-526-0844 Illinois Relay Service (TDD)
800-526-0857 Illinois Relay Service (voice)
800-735-2942 Iowa Relay Service (voice)
800-735-2966 Missouri Relay Service
800-659-8331 New Mexico Relay Service
800-750-0750 Ohio Relay Service
800-735-2900 Oregon Relay Service (voice & TDD)
800-325-0778 Social Security Administration
800-735-2989 Texas Relay Service (voice)
800-326-2996 Federal Information Center

Interesting Voicemail Boxes and Answering Machines

206-762-2009 Alex Carbon - Seattle, Washington (Say you're from AT&T) Poor
	     Alex is so sick of us, he usually leaves his machine off now.
212-415-0239 Organized Confuzion VMB (After 22:00 only!)
313-438-0390 I Got JANE!
313-605-4623 Foolberts VMB
313-605-1016 Wozzel Fan Club
314-995-1261 Phone Losers of America (Zak a.k.a. El_Jefe)
317-579-9222 Little kid - Indianapolis, Indiana
419-394-2407 Hey Ho! Nobody's Home! - St. Marys, Ohio - I love this one.
618-259-8001 Harold - East Alton, Illinois
713-867-9544 HoHoCon VoiceMail - Houston, Texas
800-369-1203 Hi! This is Mike Paine. I won't get back in touch with you.
815-485-5584 Steve Mitchel - New Lennox, Illinois

Phone Company Employees & Service Numbers

212-395-2571 Nynex President Hotline.
317-265-2539 Jim Bayless (Ameritech Corporate Security, Indianapolis, IN)
317-896-8335 Kathy Mallon's voicemail (GTE Northwest Security) After you
	     leave a message, hit a few keys and you can dial-out to any
	     number in 317. (Hey, you could even call Jim Bayless!)
505-885-0221 GTE Network Configuration Editor. I'm sure this is not used
	     anymore and I don't know why it is still up. 
619-586-3915 Pacific Bell Administrators group
619-886-1777 Pacific Bell Employee Judy Cameron
619-549-5000 Communications World (San Diego Phone Company) - Chula Vista, CA
619-225-1865 Reliable Payphone Company (shitty phones) San Diego, California
800-222-0400 AT&T Business Office
800-331-3449 AT&T Employee Line (Lists AT&T Job openings!)
800-GIFT-ATT AT&T Gift Certificates (extension 410) (Mon-Fri, 9-5)
800-225-5288 AT&T's 1-800-CALL-ATT. Operator asissted, collect, credit card
	     calls, customer service and information.
800-673-7286 AT&T's 1-800-OPERATOR. Specializes in collect calls. Automated
800-562-6275 AT&T Message Sender (Send an automated message to any number in
	     the world with your voice. Accepts calling cards & credit cards.)
800-238-8636 Bell Labs
800-225-5463 Directory Asisstance (800-CALL-INFO)
800-275-1234 LDDS Metromedia. Accepts calling cards for phone calls.
800-265-5328 MCI's 1-800-COLLECT. Automated collect calls
800-382-5288 Pelican Communications (800-FUCK-ATT) (Automated Collect calls)
800-382-5624 Pelican Communications (800-FUCK-MCI) (Automated Collect calls)
800-422-8793 U.S. West Directory Source (Order fone books & check "bill me")
800-403-6876 U.S. West Fraud Investigation
800-722-2300 Nynex President Switchboard.
800-445-5667 For placing collect calls to the United Kingdom (Supposedly
	     costs the phone company $20 everytime it's used) Actually
	     transfers you to an operator in the u.k.
801-234-0111 Beehive Telephone (Phone company in Utah, services 801-855 exc.)
915-683-9145 Southwestern Bell Employee Locator (Automated)

Phone Company News, Information & Stock Lines:

800-893-LINE Ameritech Stocks & Newsline
312-917-9797 Ameritech Stocks & Newsline (Same as the toll free number)
800-647-NEWS Bell Atlantic Stocks & Newsline "I'm Mark Fitzgerald!"
800-879-8632 U.S. West Newsline (Includes stocks, news, industry news and has
	     an option to fax you news items free of charge!)

Phone Company Test Numbers

210-943-9999 "This is a working number!" (Lineman humor, I guess...)
301-292-9908 "A 25 cent deposit is required to make this call!"  (male voice)
303-470-0003 "The call you have made requires a 25 cent deposit" (female)
415-333-0000 A reflector.  Delays audio signals slightly and sends them back 
	     to you, causing a neat echo sound.
512-472-9941 "The call you have made requires a 25 cent deposit" (female)
541-967-0001 Call cannot be completed because your service has been restricted
541-967-0003 It is not neccessary to dial a long distance access code
541-967-0004 Your call cannot be completed with the access code you dialed
541-967-0005 All circuits are busy, please try your call again later
541-967-0006 Due to network difficulties, your LD call cannot complete
541-967-0008 Remember, you must now dial 1-503 or 0-503 for long distance calls
541-967-0010 Service problems
541-967-0021 The number you're calling is busy, special ringing will signify...
541-967-0022 You have canceled your request
541-967-0023 The number you're calling was free but has become busy again...
541-967-0024 Your call has been completed
541-967-0025 The last call to your number has been traced...
541-967-0026 Selective call forwarding
541-967-0027 That number is unavailable
541-967-0028 Number cannot be reached
541-967-0029 The number you have called cannot be reached from your area
541-967-0030 That number was blocked
541-967-0049 967-0049 is a working number. Will you please try your call again.
618-254-9952 Some kind of weird room monitor someplace. If anyone ever figures
	     out what the hell this is, email me, dammit.
805-664-0004 your phone is not currently in service....
805-664-0000 your last incoming call has been traced....
805-664-0006 unable to trace call
805-664-0016 the party you are calling won't accept your call
805-664-0015 the party has made another call
805-664-0022 you cannot use this feature
805-664-0013 all requests for call return are cancelled
805-664-0014 repeat dial cancelled
805-664-0019 service is unavailabe on this line
847-823-9995 A test number.  Gives reading on the CO, including alert and
	     battery conditions, sound level and temperature. Also allows you 
	     to check the sound levels, allowing you to hear inside the CO.
914-868-9901 "You have reached a 5ESS Machine..."

Customer Name & Address Access Numbers:

214-744-9500 Southwestern Bell territory (for employees only) (need code)
214-745-7505 Southwestern Bell territory (for employees only) (need code)
217-789-8290 Ameritech (Illinois)
900-933-3330 Public Access Reverse Directory. $1.00/minute. Automated. Type in
	     a phone number and it gives you the name and address. Published
	     numbers only.
900-288-3020 Open from 7am to 7pm. Cross reference directories. You can look
	     up by the name or the number. They also use public records as a
	     source. (This isn't an automated system)
900-884-1212 Match-A-Name. $1.49/minute. Published numbers only.
900-628-1234 Namefinder automated CNA

The Yellow Pages:

213-485-2121 Los Angeles Police Department - Los Angeles, CA
213-464-8111 Mann's Chinese Theater - Hollywood, California
301-688-6311 National Security Agency
303-623-4009 Cactus Club
303-455-7545 Cactus Communications
310-652-7767 Beverly Hills Cinema, Beverly Center - Los Angeles, CA
313-871-2087 NAACP...ask to donate crack and shoelaces
313-892-3000 Snapple distributors for SE Michigan (Order vending machines)
314-231-1980 Union Station Cinema - St. Louis, Missouri
317-353-9234 Walker's Amoco - Indianapolis, Indiana (Very gullible people)
	     Hours of fun can be derived from dialing this number. Just do it.
404-612-2585 Equifax Credit Agency (Order credit reports)
409-744-5332 Circle K - Galvestion, Texas
410-664-6456 Cactus Graphics - Baltimore, Maryland
410-931-6322 The Cactus Grill - Baltimore, Maryland
419-586-6333 Radio Shack - Celina, Ohio "I'd like to buy a big piece of sheet
	     metal, a bunch of switches and 300 feet of wire...Don't ask."
503-661-5112 Dairy Queen - Portland, Oregon (Call in LARGE pick up orders!)
503-254-7905 Fred Meyer's Gateway - Portland, Oregon (Ask for extension 1800)
503-281-4797 Meier & Frank - Portland, Oregon. Call the customer credit fones
	     by asking for extensions 2205, 3024, 2310, 2311 and 2396.
512-857-2184 Bombay House - Corpus Christi, Texas (Ask about Camels)
512-323-5466 Red Lion Hotel - Austin, Texas (The very hotel that completely
	     and with very little notice CANCELED HoHoCon '94. Get 'em.)
618-288-8024 Lahr-Well Academy - Glen Carbon, IL (Ask for Jason Crews)
618-398-7124 & 7187 & 7163 & 7155 & 7186 Fairfield Inn - Fairview Heights, IL
618-398-7172 & 7192 & 7189 & 7193 & 7152 Fairfield Inn - Fairview Heights, IL
618-234-1000 Belleville News Democrat - Belleville, Illinois
713-643-4597 Houston Hobby Airport - Houston, Texas
800-952-3131 Church of Jesus CrUst
800-231-2222 Greyhound Buslines (How much for a bus to Hawaii?)
800-772-1213 Social Security Administration
800-544-3316 QVC
800-BIG-TITS This is a revenge number...you need the victim's credit card 
800-USER-IBM Best Buy Help Desk
800-369-5050 Best Buy Consumer Affairs (Complain about stores 266 & 267)
805-324-6026 Bakersfield Pump Co - California - for all your pumping needs.
810-727-1069 Radio Shack - Richmond, MI

Fax Numbers:

202-616-8400 Interpol (International Police)
212-456-4968 ABC News President - New York, NY
212-522-0451 Time Magazine - New York, NY
212-563-9166 Rush Limbaugh
213-859-2769 TV Guide - Los Angeles, CA
213-478-8437 Forbes - Los Angeles, CA
314-342-3182 St. Louis Post-Dispatch - St. Louis, MO
316-225-4154 Dodge City Daily Globe - Dodge City, KS
319-291-2069 Waterloo Courier - Waterloo, IA
408-730-2107 Shareware Magazine - Sunnyvale, CA
503-325-6573 Daily Astorian - Astoria, OR
505-823-3689 Albuquerque Tribune - Albuquerque, NM
612-340-9856 K-63 AM - Minneapolis, MN
618-463-9829 Alton Telegraph - Alton, IL
619-421-9629 Eastlake High Fax Machine (in tech lab) - Chula Vista, California
703-739-0775 PBS - Alexandria, VA
818-731-0058 Los Angeles Daily News - Los Angeles, CA

Fax-Back Services

800-321-4044 (2,2,2,2,AC,NUM,1,3)
800-727-3351 Microsoft (press *,1,1,AC,NUM,#,5,0)
800-432-3729 General Electric (press 1,1,#,AC,NUM,#,1,1,#,1)
888-475-7000 Social Security Administration (press 900*,1,#,AC,NUM,#,1,2)
800-879-8632 US West Newsline (press 2,11#,#,#,1,AC,NUM,#,#,AC,NUM,#,#)
800-832-6328 Ameritech (press 6,2,1,2,AC,NUM,1)
800-733-4411 Packard Bell's hardware support 
800-722-4786 Sun Service Canada (1,2,4,1,AC,NUM,#,1)
800-872-4786 Sun Service United States (2,4,1,AC,NUM,#,1)
800-IBM-4FAX IBM (3,1,0,1,1,1,AC,NUM,#,1,1) additional attempts for two hours
800-578-ISDN Stentor's ISDN (1,AC,NUM,#,1)

Automatic Number Identification

800-692-6447 MY-ANI-IS. Needs a 3 or 4 digit code now.
800-858-9857 AT&T True Rewards (option 1)
800-222-0300 AT&T Main number (option 1)
800-487-9240 Lots of info, then your ANI
800-568-3197 Info Access Call Blocking Service

Partylines & Chatlines:

212-593-8060 Teeny Bopper Party Line
515-945-6700 Underground Party Line (No, not REALLY underground)
516-473-2626 2600 Voice BBS (Not exactly a chat line, but pretty cool.)
618-669-4123 Gay Partyline
618-669-4489 Gay Partyline
800-800-8900 Dungeon (Some kind of gay chatline. Hilarious!) (V/MC)
801-855-3326 DefCon Voice Bridge (Free voicemail, voice bbs, five chat rooms)
809-563-0069 Motel "69" - Dominican Republic
809-474-2569 Awesome Live Partyline (Actually, it kind of sucks)

Miscellaneous Interesting Numbers:

202-456-1414 White House - Washington D.C. (Lemme talk to Willie!)
202-445-4616 White House - Washington D.C.
212-975-5200 CBS Security
212-975-4321 Ed Sullivan Theatre (Where Dave Letterman does his show)
213-664-3321 News for the Blind
303-499-7111 Atomic Clock - Colorado (Gives the time every few seconds)
303-480-0023 Two Crazy Brothers
303-693-4300 Two Girls From Aurora
303-455-6501 Two Guys Somewhere In A Back Room
310-556-2727 Triad Management (Glen Danzig's booking agent, Pat Sarkeesian)
517-774-4292 Elevator phones. When you call these you are automatically
517-774-2263           connected to a college elevator's speaker phone!
618-254-0000 Orgasmic automated operator (Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!) (Free from anywhere)
703-695-6833 Pentagon
800-800-8800 Target Directory
800-WAL-MART Wal-Mart Directory
800-882-6468 Girlscout Cookie Hotline (Send them to your house)
800-689-3277 Hearing Test
800-320-3753 National Gothic Singles Network (900-4-GOTHIC to hear responses)
800-328-2120 Dick Clark's Trivia Line (An interactive phone contest)
800-272-7664 Send-A-Song (Send a song to anyone over the phone!) V/MC
800-915-3443 Send-A-Song Retrival Center
800-999-7635 Send-A-Song Customer Service
800-369-0010 20th Century Fox (you actually order movies for theaters here!)
800-347-1997 Federal Information Center
800-369-0004 Your call is VERY important to them.
818-881-0505 Recording for a penis enlargement service. Fun for paging people.

BBSes (Current PLA Distribution Sites:)

206-859-9469 Dark Side of the Moon - Seattle, Washington
208-466-1679 King's Domain - Nampa, Idaho
219-365-1096 Suburban Wasteland - Crown Point, Indiana 
301-884-5012 Studio 54 - Mechanicsville, Maryland 
301-620-7486 Fatal Shot - Frederick, Maryland 
303-343-4053 Hacker's Haven - Aurora, Colorado 
303-932-1195 Twenty Miles North of Nowhere - Colorado 
312-528-5020 Ripco - Chicago, Illinois 
319-234-3654 UnderDark - Waterloo, Iowa 
360-653-4010 Hitachi Biotech - Washington 
360-297-4049 The Coven - Kingston, Washington 
403-342-1458 Plad Banana - Red Deer, Alberta, Canada 
408-883-9535 Land of Rape & Honey - California 
4o8-421-o172 The Bomb 
409-899-5793 Stinky's Bar & Grill - Beaumont, Texas 
410-817-6595 The Chemical PlayGround 
413-568-0487 Phsycotropic 
413-274-0159 Urban Discipline - Housatonic, MA
415-648-9489 Reality Check - San Francisco, California 
503-636-3855 The Bin - Portland, Oregon 
510-743-0603 Terminal Drift - East Bay, California 
510-935-5845 Temple of the Screaming Electron - California 
512-458-3409 The Sprawl - Austin, Texas 
512-790-8989 Aurora Magellan - Rockport, Texas 
512-851-8317 Sonic Youth Systems - Corpus Christi, Texas 
513-436-3256 The Unholy Church - Tipp City, Ohio 
514-725-0189 Sillicon Underground - Montreal, Quebec 
541-369-2554 Paradigm Shift BBS 
541-753-8256 Northern Block 
560-854-3340 Prophecy - Moncton, New Brunswick
601-332-2446 BadLands - Greenville, Mississippi 
603-293-0580 Tower of Destiny - Glendale, New Hampshire 
607-785-1427 Up In Smoke 
609-637-9565 Byte This II - Trenton, New Jersey 
612-447-6401 Noverdu - Minnesota
613-569-0151 Pointbreak - Ottawa, Canada 
613-736-7909 Crazed Illusions - Ottawa, Ontario, Canada 
616-373-5885 Larcenist's Keep - Kalamazoo, Michigan 
618-451-8048 Cocktail Lounge - Granite City, Illinois 
618-667-8363 The Corner Pocket - Troy, Illinois 
618-746-0049 Birdland - Scott Air Force Base, Illinois 
618-876-6042 Twist of Cain - Granite City, Illinois 
618-877-5348 Total Chaos - Granite City, Illinois 
619-451-2174,,11,11 Sea of Green - San Diego, California 
703-362-9629 The Other Side of Reality - Virginia 
717-788-7435 Cyber-Sphincter - Drums, Pennsylvania 
801-278-2699 Lies Unlimited - Utah 
801-763-7889 The Cardboard BoXXX - American Fork, Utah 
801-223-9795 Parity Error - Orem, Utah 
803-772-3893 Hacker's Heaven - Columbia, South Carolina 
805-872-3151 The Death Star Bar - Bakersfield, California 
810-348-0421 Daddy Hill House - Northville, Michigan 
810-254-2925  
813-920-0209 Euphoria - Florida 
817-236-8510 Ethereal Travel 
847-251-3868 Poison Pen - Chicago Area, Illinois 
847-256-5928 0Day Warez Palace - Chicago Area, Illinois 
901-678-6183 The World is no kind of incestuous emu - Memphis, Tennessee 
907-780-6760 Syenergy - Juneau, Alaska 
+32-16-535821 The Crossbar - Belgium
+44 1257 416994 Permanent Vacation - Manchester, England 
+852  2304-6643 UNiSoFT BOaRD - Hong Kong 

Other Data Lines (Non-BBS):

202-415-0241 FCC BBS
209-584-0167 Juvinile Hall (Controls for their alarms & lights.)
618-398-7191 Fairfield Inn Computer Fairview, IL (Where Greg Carson works!)
618-398-7222 Fairfield Inn Computer Fairview, IL (voice help @ 618-398-7193)
800-432-1693 Coast Federal Credit Agency
800-976-5555 Telefinder
800-255-6272 NASA
800-999-7298 United States Army

The Loser List:

217-245-3580 Virgil Stogner (A McDonald's Employee of the Month!)
313-DICKLESS Dickless. Tell them what their number is and they'll explode.
360-692-2160 Owen Straw aka Jack The Stipper (Some putz in Washington)
403-340-2267 James Heggie - The hero of PLA036...
505-885-4377 Jeff "Jack" Hoff. This is his 3rd or 4th number.
505-885-0655 Ask for Chris Shamp the Manager. He's an asshole.
512-855-2043 Kevin Christmas - Give him RBCP's regards and ask him how his
	     mom's been doing since she got hit by that bus.
512-991-0217 Anna & Andy Babin - "This is Bob from the NRA..."
541-389-3078 Joe Perkins - Bend, Oregon
618-931-4402 Dick Ahlers (Call and ask for his son, Todd aka Mr. Canoehead)
618-931-2414 Danny Colwell - Granite City, IL (We got him fired from 
	     Hardees because we called so much.)
618-888-2826 Doug Robertson (Tell him the rabid dog sent you.)
618-254-3245 Jason Phillips - Wood River, IL - Actually Jason doesn't live
	     here anymore, but his parents are REALLY fun.
618-397-7729 Phillip Wool - Belleville, IL (A wanna-be hacker info-line)
618-398-8662 Greg Carson - Fairview Heights, Illinois
618-277-1269 Scott & Amanda Eyer aka Scott The Believer & Chatty
	     Ask them if they go to fucking church.
618-797-1156 Thomas Residents - Pontoon Beach, IL (Tell them you're with PLA)
800-559-6554 Sex line that does flood mail on the net.
800-260-0266 extension 69 - Pawn Shop in Gulfport, Mississippi. These people
	     are really fun, give 'em hell.
810-784-8043 Brian Msal (Fun to prank) if he isn't home, talk to his mom
810-784-8348 Dan LeMieux (Thinks he's a |<-rad, 31337 haquer d00d) 

My Name is ROY!

208-443-2097 Roy's Electronic Service (We repair 'dem T.V.setz!)
208-476-5372 Roy's Satellite Systems (I'm a 21st Century Digital R0y,
	     I don't know how to read and I've done alot of b0yz.)
303-460-7161 Roy's Electronics (Your one-stop bubble mower repair center)
303-922-2940 Roy Sandblasting Company (I'm crazy-man Roy.)
303-733-3031 Roy's Place (Plenty of beer and farts for everyone.)
406-883-4212 Roy's Auto Port (Specializing in 1947 Ford Motherfuckers)
406-464-2241 Roy Main Office (We'll connect you with any Roy in the Universe)
406-464-2431 Roy Grocery (Selling a large selection of beer things)
406-464-2511 Roy High School (Lowest SAT scores this side of Roy, New Mexico!)
410-426-4926 Roy and Rob Auto Service - Baltimore, Maryland
410-252-4101 Roy Fields Auto Center - Baltimore, Maryland
410-889-2335 Roy J Rev - Baltimore, Maryland
410-576-0870 Roy Kirby & Sons - Baltimore, Maryland
410-576-1047 Roy S Rev - Baltimore, Maryland
505-485-2648 Roy Main Office
505-485-2204 Roy, New Mexico Police Department (Closed on July 4th. Sorry.)
505-485-2626 Roy Feed Store (If you name is Roy, we'll feed you.)
505-485-2253 Roy Child Care Center (We'll babysit your kids for free)
505-982-1888 Roy's Pest Control
505-296-2871 Roy's Taxidermy
505-485-2242 Roy Secondary School
512-482-0000 Roy's Taxi Service - Austin, TX
520-623-4824 Roy's Arizona Pharmacy
520-883-9291 Roy Design Service
520-487-2550 Roy's Tavern (More beer things than you can shake a stick at)
541-688-7659 A guy named Roy who has a son named Roy who talks just like him.
602-482-3708 Roy's Auto
602-832-2448 Roy's Cafe
602-412-1677 Roy's Office Cleaning
602-878-7888 Roy's Pizza
618-797-2339 Roy's Place BBS (We got dem new-fangled PLA issews!)
801-774-4906 Roy Junior High School
801-731-2855 Roy Migrant Headstart Pgm.
801-774-8692 Roy Physical Therapy Center
801-774-1050 Roy, City of
801-774-1008 City of Roy
801-773-7721 Roy Dental Building (If you have any teeth left, that is...)
801-774-4900 Roy Elementary School (very high drop-out rate here)
801-774-8472 Roy Finance Inc.
801-776-3626 Roy Historical Museum (Learn the story of Roy's life)
801-776-1823 Roy Bible Church (We go to fucking CHURCH!)
970-834-2563 Roy's Auto Body

Special Thanks To The Following People For Their Contributions

The following people have contributed phone numbers to this and/or past editions or I just respect them for putting up with us for so long. If I forgot your name, then deal with it. There were a lot of contributions for the first two editions and I can't remember who gave me what. Also a lot of thanks goes to the many anonymous people who called my VMB and left numbers.

  Zak/El_Jefe * Apok0lyps * Martini * Quinbis Flestrin * Major (TNo) * Demon
     Phreaker * Colleen Card * Jim Bayless * Greg Carson * Pa Bell (618)
    Acidflux * Kay10 * K. Barton (805) * nik * Mr. Noseman * VectoR [513]
  Dave_SOB * Monster Magnet * Calimar * H00ters * Granite City Waffle House
  Atomik Phear * Mouthbreather * Carrier Culprit * Jack The Zipper * skullY
 The Red Boxer * Agrajag * Nightlord * Tigger * RedTyde * DealyGoth * Mike S
      chris v of latrine * Devil Incarnate * Keystroke * Phreak A. Zoid

Alot of people are printing this entire list out and taking it with them on beige boxing expiditions so I thought I'd clean it up and put all the rambling bullshit here on the bottom so that printing this part is optional. I've gotten alot of great submissions since the last issue & thanks goes out to everyone who's helped make this the most complete list of useless numbers you'll ever own.

Two features to note in this edition are ANI readback numbers and Fax-back services. I never really wanted to publish ANI numbers before out of fear that they'd all go dead really quick but so many businesses are implementing ANI into their 800 numbers just 'cause they're cool so I doubt we'll run out anytime soon. Hell, even AT&T's main number has ANI readback now.

Originally, the fax-back idea came from a letter the Red Boxer wrote me in issue 42 about using Intel's fax-back to harass some guy. Almost immediately after that, Carrier Culprit and Jack the Zipper wrote similar ideas to me. Fax-back is getting really popular these days since any $150 modem comes with it.

You can use these fax-back services to send unwanted faxes to people you don't like who don't own fax machines, although I wouldn't recommend it 'cause that's mean. I tried harassing myself with all of the listed numbers and the SSA's service did the best job, calling me for almost two hours before I got fed up with it and turned on my fax modem. Thanks to everyone who sent me the fax-back numbers.

I didn't have much time to verify the numbers myself for this edition so please let me know if any numbers are dead. Oh yeah, don't send pay phones unless you have a location for it. "somewhere in rutherford, NJ" just ain't good enough anymore. Enjoy!

-RedBoxChiliPepper

One rather amusing thing to note in this HTML version is that my "pay phone codes" were interpreted as HTML code instead so things got a little screwy on that part. Sorry!