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PLEASE WAIT A MOMENT." 50 GOTO 60 60 GOTO 50 70 REM (I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THIS) RUN [)=============================( Contents )==============================(] [ List Of Songs With Questionable Content ----- Clear Channel (allegedly) ] [ Pirate Television ------------------------------------------------- sCi ] [ The World's Most Coherent AIM Log ------------ Enamon and Rob T Firefly ] [ Verizon Teleconferencing ---------------------- k00p$ta Phr34k and ic0n ] [ People's Private Stuff Accidentally Shared on KaZaA ----- Rob T Firefly ] [ UPL Corrections, Apologies, and Errata ------ Our Collective Conscience ] [)=======================================================================(] [)==============( List of Songs With Questionable Content )==============(] [)==( allegedly by Clear Channel Communications )=( clearchannel.com )===(] [Ed. note: In the immediate wake of the September 11th attacks, this list of songs allegedly banned from huge media corporation Clear Channel's radio stations made the rounds, and was later denied by a Clear Channel press release. Real or not, rerunning it one last time is our woefully inadequate way of acknowledging the anniversary of September 11th.] Drowning Pool "Bodies" Mudvayne "Death Blooms" Megadeth "Dread and the Fugitive" Megadeth "Sweating Bullets" Saliva "Click Click Boom" P.O.D. "Boom" Metallica "Seek and Destroy" Metallica "Harvester or Sorrow" Metallica "Enter Sandman" Metallica "Fade to Black" All Rage Against The Machine songs Nine Inch Nails "Head Like a Hole" Godsmack "Bad Religion" Tool "Intolerance" Soundgarden "Blow Up the Outside World" AC/DC "Shot Down in Flames" AC/DC "Shoot to Thrill" AC/DC "Dirty Deeds" AC/DC "Highway to Hell" AC/DC "Safe in New York City" AC/DC "TNT" AC/DC "Hell's Bells" Black Sabbath "War Pigs" Black Sabbath "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" Black Sabbath "Suicide Solution" Dio "Holy Diver" Steve Miller "Jet Airliner" Van Halen "Jump" Queen "Another One Bites the Dust" Queen "Killer Queen" Pat Benatar "Hit Me with Your Best Shot" Pat Benatar "Love is a Battlefield" Oingo Boingo "Dead Man's Party" REM "It's the End of the World as We Know It" Talking Heads "Burning Down the House" Judas Priest "Some Heads Are Gonna Roll" Pink Floyd "Run Like Hell" Pink Floyd "Mother" Savage Garden "Crash and Burn" Dave Matthews Band "Crash Into Me" Bangles "Walk Like an Egyptian" Pretenders "My City Was Gone" Alanis Morissette "Ironic" Barenaked Ladies "Falling for the First Time" Fuel "Bad Day" John Parr "St. Elmo's Fire" Peter Gabriel "When You're Falling" Kansas "Dust in the Wind" Led Zeppelin "Stairway to Heaven" The Beatles "A Day in the Life" The Beatles "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" The Beatles "Ticket To Ride" The Beatles "Obla Di, Obla Da" Bob Dylan/Guns N Roses "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" Arthur Brown "Fire" Blue Oyster Cult "Burnin' For You" Paul McCartney and Wings "Live and Let Die" Jimmy Hendrix "Hey Joe" Jackson Brown "Doctor My Eyes" John Mellencamp "Crumbling Down" John Mellencamp "I'm On Fire" U2 "Sunday Bloody Sunday" Boston "Smokin" Billy Joel "Only the Good Die Young" Barry McGuire "Eve of Destruction" Steam "Na Na Na Na Hey Hey" Drifters "On Broadway" Shelly Fabares "Johnny Angel" Los Bravos "Black is Black" Peter and Gordon "I Go To Pieces" Peter and Gordon "A World Without Love" Elvis "(You're the) Devil in Disguise" Zombies "She's Not There" Elton John "Benny & The Jets" Elton John "Daniel" Elton John "Rocket Man" Jerry Lee Lewis "Great Balls of Fire" Santana "Evil Ways" Louis Armstrong "What A Wonderful World" Youngbloods "Get Together" Ad Libs "The Boy from New York City" Peter Paul and Mary "Blowin' in the Wind" Peter Paul and Mary "Leavin' on a Jet Plane" Rolling Stones "Ruby Tuesday" Simon And Garfunkel "Bridge Over Troubled Water" Happenings "See You in Septemeber" Carole King "I Feel the Earth Move" Yager and Evans "In the Year 2525" Norman Greenbaum "Spirit in the Sky" Brooklyn Bridge "Worst That Could Happen" Three Degrees "When Will I See You Again" Cat Stevens "Peace Train" Cat Stevens "Morning Has Broken" Jan and Dean "Dead Man's Curve" Martha & the Vandellas "Nowhere to Run" Martha and the Vandellas/Van Halen "Dancing in the Streets" Hollies "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother" San Cooke Herman Hermits, "Wonder World" Petula Clark "A Sign of the Times" Don McLean "American Pie" J. Frank Wilson "Last Kiss" Buddy Holly and the Crickets "That'll Be the Day" John Lennon "Imagine" Bobby Darin "Mack the Knife" The Clash "Rock the Casbah" Surfaris "Wipeout" Blood Sweat and Tears "And When I Die" Dave Clark Five "Bits and Pieces" Tramps "Disco Inferno" Paper Lace "The Night Chicago Died" Frank Sinatra "New York, New York" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Travelin' Band" The Gap Band "You Dropped a Bomb On Me" Alien Ant Farm "Smooth Criminal" 3 Doors Down "Duck and Run" The Doors "The End" Third Eye Blind "Jumper" Neil Diamond "America" Lenny Kravitz "Fly Away" Tom Petty "Free Fallin'" Bruce Springsteen "I'm On Fire" Bruce Springsteen "Goin' Down" Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight" Alice in Chains "Rooster" Alice in Chains "Sea of Sorrow" Alice in Chains "Down in a Hole" Alice in Chains "Them Bone" Beastie Boys "Sure Shot" Beastie Boys "Sabotage" The Cult "Fire Woman" Everclear "Santa Monica" Filter "Hey Man, Nice Shot" Foo Fighters "Learn to Fly" Korn "Falling Away From Me" Red Hot Chili Peppers "Aeroplane" Red Hot Chili Peppers "Under the Bridge" Smashing Pumpkins "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" System of a Down "Chop Suey!" Skeeter Davis "End of the World" Rickey Nelson "Travelin' Man" Chi-Lites "Have You Seen Her" Animals "We Gotta Get Out of This Place" Fontella Bass "Rescue Me" Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels "Devil with the Blue Dress" James Taylor "Fire and Rain" Edwin Starr/Bruce Springstein "War" Lynyrd Skynyrd "Tuesday's Gone" Limp Bizkit "Break Stuff" Green Day "Brain Stew" Temple of the Dog "Say Hello to Heaven" Sugar Ray "Fly" Local H "Bound for the Floor" Slipknot "Left Behind, Wait and Bleed" Bush "Speed Kills" 311 "Down" Stone Temple Pilots "Big Bang Baby," Dead and Bloated" Soundgarden "Fell on Black Days," Black Hole Sun" Nina "99 Luft Balloons/99 Red Balloons" [)=========================( Pirate Television )=========================(] [)==============================( by sCi )===============================(] Note:dont do any of this. It will give you a bad karma and make angry squirels eat you alive... Hello... I am pretty surprised nobody has wrote about this in here yet, as it is jokingly easy to run some form of pirate TV station. The basic requirement is around $50(if you shop), some time, and an iq larger then a common houseplant(now cmon guys, I know you can do this :)) So of course, now you're thinking, ok, how do we go about doing this? Get the show on the road sci, we dont want to hear about your crap! Ok then ,here goes ======================== |Step 1-Get the Modulator| ======================== Gee, isnt the ascii art great?...so yeah, modulator, sound all tough and scary right? Well, believe it or not, Wal-Mart, K-mArt and just about any Radio Shack has them. Why, you might ask? See, all your tv really is is a big screen(or a small one, u decide :-)) and a thingy called a de-modulator. This demodulator turns the TV signal into a picture and sound. But, asks Mr. Wizard, if you want to hook up your TV to, say, your WebTV, that only has RCA video and audio outputs? Well then, you go buy a modulator. Granted, this modulator isnt nearly as powerful as the one at channel 6 tv, which brings us to ======================== |Step 2-Amplify your sig | ======================== Now, here is where the fun comes in. Find out when a local "ham" fest is in session. A "ham" fest is a kind of flea market where "ham"(amateur) radio equipment is sold. Many hams are also phreaks/hackers, and while you are there you can probably pick up a scanner where that annoying cell block has been removed, a color dot raido to bug the local security force with, and generally fun stuff. It just so happens that most TV signals are not too far off the 6 meter amateur radio band. So, while looking around and darting from booth to booth, ask them if they are selling a 6 meter amplifier, for your station back at home. Make sure you buy some cable, and connectors to connect the TV-Out from your modulator to the Radio-In plug of the amplifier(if they already fit, then someone was having fun before, they most probably wont :)) Okay, so now we have this signal, nice and loud. Wheres it go? ====================== |Step 3-Get an antenna | ====================== Gee, yah knew this was gonna be coming did you? Okay, now lets think realllll hard. Where are we gonna get a TV antenna from? Hrmm, nah, *radio shack* doesn't sell any of those at all, nor does best buy, and just to be sure, im sure no one has on on their roof for regular tv reception... nah, just aint happening. So yes, remember those neat-o converters we got? One goes from your modulator to your amp, the second goes from your amp to your antenna. Well, thats it. No more steps. By the way, this can get you busted for a *federal* crime, since its free airwaves...so of course, pirate TV? Is that like peter pan? I dont know anything about a file... :) Dont show your face, dont show yourself fucking your girlfriend, and, generally, avoid pissing people off note:people is redefined as *important* people, go piss of someone like big al all you wish. Happy phreaking, and plead insanity when they catch you! [)==================( The Worlds Most Coherent AIM Log )=================(] [)======( starring Enamon and Rob T Firefly )=( http://enamon.com )======(] Rob T Firefly: Yatta!! Enamon23: Shcottish Yatta!! Enamon23: It'sh sho eashy Rob T Firefly: Very clever, Trebek! Enamon23: Shuck on it Trebeck! Shuck it long and shuck it hard! Hahahahaa Rob T Firefly: I'll take "The Penis Mightier." Enamon23: Um Rob I need to ask you something.... personal Enamon23: Ok Enamon23: Um I dont know how to say this but... Enamon23: Do you think my boobs are too small? Enamon23: That's the pen is mightier! Rob T Firefly: No, they have just the right amount of chapters and fit nicely on a shelf. Rob T Firefly: Oh, I thought you said "books." Enamon23: No no boobs! You know... the big boxy things with switches on em. Enamon23: Hey that reminds me Enamon23: Hackers was on UPN the other night Enamon23: ¿el joey del joey del joey un más tipo fuera usted y yo dará una palmada a la mierda fuera de usted aceptable? ¡ahora intento ahorrarle de se pero usted consiguió parar el dejar de su vestido del momma que usted sirve! ¡está desesperado! Enamon23: grr damn babelfish dont understand spanglish! Rob T Firefly: Heehee!!! Rob T Firefly: Phreakphreakphreakphreakdudedudedudedude is still the same in any language. Enamon23: But don't you have to masculinize the pronoun before you put in the adjective? Or do you only do that when the verb is before the infinite? Enamon23: j/k Rob T Firefly: The rules just don't apply to Joeyish. Joeyish is the international language that Esperanto could never be. Enamon23: And yet William Shatner speaks both! Enamon23: No wonder they chose him to host Rescue 911! Because Lassie was already taken! Rob T Firefly: No, lassie was the co-host. She was on Shatner's head. Enamon23: Mein gott! Det explains everyting! Except fur det ting! Wot is det ting I dont know but it doesnt explain it! Rob T Firefly: Ah, most honorable Enamon-san. You must be rooted in the Tao, and take the pebbre flom my hand. Enamon23: No FBI man sir I did not root the Tao. It was... um... Mafiaboy! Rob T Firefly: Damn! Foiled again! Enamon23: I've found your weakness! Aluminum! Rob T Firefly: Only if it's reynold's wrap. Then I can build a fence out of it. Rob T Firefly: It's... fencing foil. Enamon23: You should get two. You know... pair-a-foil. Enamon23: So I was thinking, right? Rob T Firefly: You were not!! Enamon23: No no I was and then. Enamon23: I'm sorry. Shrimp defect. Rob T Firefly: Fusebox liver paste! Enamon23: TERYAKI MOLE! TERYAKI MOLE! Rob T Firefly: Donatello wingnut towels! Enamon23: Sandal swap parade! Three yard lawermawn! Rob T Firefly: If this is a parallelogram, then I'm the Bolivian Navy on maneuvers in the South Pacific! Ham! Enamon23: Sir! Sir! Latest reports from the sub cafeteria! The depth charges are on strike! Should we hold out or should we liver? Rob T Firefly: Tell them to perforate the axles, and relocate a dozen of the abstract concepts to the meat lockers, with the rest of the pistachios! Enamon23: On your mark, sir, they're opening the portholes! We'll have whale blubber for Wednesdays! Thursdays is chocolate soup and Fridays no longer pack that peanuty punch! Rob T Firefly: As long as we still have time for Chutes and Ladders on Tuesdays! Watching "The View" with rubber boots on our uvulas wouldn't be the same, otherwise. Pack those bean sprouts tightly, lads! Enamon23: My medulla oblongata can't take it any longer! I say we snip it by about fifteen perpound! I'll throw the warthogs on the flame buy you drank the kerosense! Where's an honorary vacuum when you need two? Rob T Firefly: We don't need two unless I say so, Lieutenant! Watch those berylium levels, and stripe the salmons! When will our heavy cream be folded, I ask you? Enamon23: When the cinnabons swim upstream! Damn the salmons we need chicken wire! CHICKEN WIRE! Rob T Firefly: WE WILL NOT RESORT TO CHICKEN WIRE UNTIL THE DOVES ARE IN RECTANGLES!! Not while I'm in command of this cheese food product! Now then, monitor the caramels, and recreate the battle of Gettysburg with legos! BUT NOT THE BLUE ONES!!! Enamon23: IT'S TOO LATE!!! THE DOVES THEY'RE QUADRUPLICATING AND MY SOCKS ARE YELLOW! YELLOW!!! WE DO NOT NEED THE HI FI IF THE GURNEY IS DEAF DO YOU HEAR ME? REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING! CONJUGATE THE JAGUCATE AND SUBTRACT THE ACT AND THE TRACT FROM THE SUB OR THE HATCH WILL BLOW INTO THE BUBBLE! DIVE! DIVE! COVER ME I'M GOING OUT! Rob T Firefly: I'll bring up the rear, it'll grow up with some morals I tell you! If I should fail to make it back, take care of my wood polish! Get this grand piano to my family, they'll know what to do with it! We shall not have made delicious apple pie in vain! Free the burrito meats from their limp bready prisons! And don't forget to buckle your buicks with care and hand lotion! Rice!!! Enamon23: Fire! Fire! Inflate the fire I say! Enamon23: ...and then I woke up. Rob T Firefly: You did not! Enamon23: I did. The euthenasia wore off. Rob T Firefly: I haven't been so confused since my still-birth. Enamon23: Well I've been profused ever since I've learned to walk. Never eat apple sauce near the oxygen tank, belive you me believing you me. Rob T Firefly: Nun seamstresses are habit forming. Enamon23: Of course! That's common nunsense! Enamon23: Ok but in all seriousness. How much rice pudding did Al Pacino really eat? Rob T Firefly: And on that note, I must leave to get dinner. Rob T Firefly: Jeff Dahmer gave me a neat recipe for Chinese. Enamon23: Cool. Enamon23: What is it? Rob T Firefly: Erm... a Chinese. Enamon23: Ah, I see. Well done I suppose. Chinese aren't usually rare. [)=====================( Verizon Teleconferencing )======================(] [)====================( by k00p$ta Phr34k and ic0n )=====================(] Before we begin this file I (ic0n&k00p$ta) are not going to give you any info on setting up the conference. For a few reasons but it's not hard at all the setup once since everyone @ verizon is crazy or just dumb minus a selected few. (they know who they are) Now on with the file. Verizon now offers a new service, Conference Connections.These Conferences's are reservation-less, which means around the clock availability. The Conference is available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 365 days out of the year. This makes conferencing very easy. Thanks Verizon! There's 2 ways to dial into a verizon conference. 1.Toll Free dial in number (866-441-2942) 2. Direct (972-717-2043) Npa 972 is in Texas There are no setup fees, no cancellation fees, and no monthly charges. Which mean you can setup a teleconference and your victim will not even know he's got a teleconference being billed to him. The minutes your participants used are logged separately logged by differnt ports. There are 20 of these ports but I'm sure there is a way to get more. Anyways the minutes are added together to simplify the subscriber's bill, in addition are required taxes. There is a separate bill for toll free service as well. States that need to use the direct number to the conference: 1.Alaska 2.Delaware 3.Maryland 4.New Jersey 5.New Hampshire 6.Virginia 7.Vermont 8.Washinton D.C. 9.West Virginia *Once again the direct number is 972-717-2043. The resoning behind the direct numbers is that Verizon provides long distance services for calls originating in most states outside the mid-Atlantic and new England states. Until government approval is obtained, Verizon cannot carry long distance in the states listed above. Verizon is in the works on getting the necessary states and federal permissions to offer long distance in every state. Rates Cents per minute per port Until 3/30/02 Normal Toll Free $0.22 $0.31 Direct $0.09 $0.18 Feature Descriptions Announcements for Entry and Exit At your option, the reservation-less Conference Connections system can sound a tone or have silence when participants enter or exit a conference. Attendant Request The Subscriber or Participants can request attendant assistance for private or group consultation. The person requesting assistance remains in the conference until the attendant handles the request. Conference Continuation This feature allows the subscriber to exit a conference after it begins without disconnection the participants and must be activated for each conference call. *Note The systems automatically defaults to end the conference call when the subscriber disconnects.* Conference Lock/Unlock This feature lets subscriber lock a conference once all parties are present to keep the conference private. Attendants cannot enter locked conferences, but can ring the conference requesting that the subscriber unlock for attend entry. Help Menu Help with using conference commands is available to every conference Subcriber and Participant. The system plays a private help message to the requester that list the available features and their associated touch-tone (dtmf) commands. Mute/Un-mute The Subscriber can collectively mute or un-mute all lines in the conference except for the subscriber's line. The participants can mute and un-mute there own lines to help control distractions and interruptions. Participant Count The system automatically tracks the number of participants on a conference. Any Subscriber or Participant can check the number of people in conference at any time. The system announces the count privately to the requester. Quick Start As a rule, conferences do not begin until the subscriber the conference. However your account can be configured to allow the subscriber to use this feature so that begins as soon as the first participant arrives. In this scenario, Participants who arrive before the subscriber may talk to one another before the conference actually begins. Though the quick start features offers less security, it allows unplanned meetings to occur whenever needed or permits conferencing when the subscriber is unavailable to start the conference. Features Subscriber Conference Commands This is how you Begin a conference: 1. Dial into conference system 2. Enter Pass code, then the # (pound) key 3. Then Press the * (star) key 4. Enter Subscriber Pin (4 digits) 5. Press 1 to start the conference or press 2 to change account options. To Change Account Options: Press 1 to chance subscriber pin Press 2 to configure roll call options Presses 3 to change quickly start options Press 4 to change auto continuation options Conference Control options (while in conference) Press *0 to speak privately with an operator Press 00 to request an operator to join the conference Press *4 to lock conference Press *5 to unlock the conference Press *6 to mute your line Press *7 to un-mute your line Press *8 to allow the conference to continue after you disconnect Press *9 to privately play a list of participants on conference Press *# to hear the number of participants in the conference Press ## to mute all lines except the subscriber Press 99 to un-mute all lines Press ** to play this list of commands How to end a Conference Say whatever then hang up the phone a short message will be played for them and then disconnects them. ***We also need to thank verizon for be so dumb and giving us all this information to write this article. Shout Outs....Lucky225, Dark_Fairytale, The Borish One,Xenocide, Cuebiz, MaddjimBeam, Whit3rav3n, Reaver,Captain_B, Mr. Poop, RBCP, Everyone Who was on $kytel back in 96-97...well okay only some people from skytel and everyone else we know.*** [)==( Personal Stuff KaZaA users probably don't know they're sharing )===(] [)=======( harvested by Rob T Firefly )=( r_t_f@phonelosers.net )========(] [This is an experimental free verse composed entirely of bits and pieces of personal files some KaZaA users most likely didn't know they were sharing with the entire world. In interests of good taste and lawsuits, potentially identifying material has been ___ed or [CENSORED] out. I think it still makes for an oddly interesting read. -- RTF] --- Sometimes life is just not fair. I mean you can say I'm lucky in life or you can say I'm not. It's up to anyone's perception. I have felt very lucky in life to have such a wonderful grandmother. Thank you god! I don't know what else to say. Oh, I sometimes feel like I'm a fucking gopher. --- D___ [1:24 AM]: can i call you tomorrow at 4:30? D___ [1:24 AM]: like in 3 more hours D___ [1:24 AM]: jk E____ [1:25 AM]: lol E____ [1:25 AM]: like no way dude D___ [1:25 AM]: like i like your voice D___ [1:25 AM]: like its like i like E____ [1:25 AM]: like that is like so like sweet E____ [1:25 AM]: lol D___ [1:26 AM]: like whu are you like laughing at my likey ways? E____ [1:26 AM]: =P --- 4610 ____ ____ ____ 01/04 on the back 0___ ___ --- The holiday were doing is Christmas. Many Christians celebrate Christmas. Christmas is the day Jesus was born. Christmas is celebrated on the 25th day of December. Christmas started in China. On Christmas, people give presents to each other. They put out Christmas trees up with lights and decorations One kind of traditional food is fruitcake. Also eggnog, which is a beverage. There are probably more kinds of traditional foods for Christmas. --- I'm sleeping alone. You know, there's a chance that you could be sleeping with me right now, if you wanted... That way, you wouldn't have to IM, you could just nudge. --- Sonst, ich habe kein "boyfriend", tut mir Leid, es ist weil, ich eine Fehler machen habe! Ich habe gesagt "mit meinem Freund" an der Stelle "mit meineN FreundeN"!!!! Entschuldigung!!!! Ich möchte gern, aber leider, nein!!! Wenn, ich hatte einen Boyfriend, ich sage dir sofort und ich dir erzählen alles!!! --- MY INFORMATION IS AS FOLLOWS; MENTOR STYLE # 2900 SILTEX SALINE LEFT 230CC LOT #161266 RIGHT 225CC LOT #161266 DATE OF ORIGINAL SURGERY 10/15/1997 CATALOG # 3___ THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP. SEE YOU AT MY NEXT APPOINTMENT ON SEPTEMBER 20TH. --- 1) Dental Concepts · Product: Doctors Night Guard · Promotion timing: March 26, 2001 - May 21, 2001 · Frequency: 567 promotion mentions (3,969 total); value 0.7 Adults 25+ · [RADIO STATION] contact: Bill Q___ in New York @ 212-___-____ · Sample Copy for Promotional Mentions: "Congratulations to Jim Smith who last week escaped the daily grind by winning a dream trip to London from the product that relieves the nightly grind, The Doctors NightGuard. The Doctor's NightGuard for nighttime teeth grinding says that maybe now it's your turn. Call at 1-800-You-Win-Big. If you are this week's winner, you'll soon be strolling the Champs Elyees and viewing the delights of Paris from the spectacular Eiffel Tower. Call now and qualify for the weekly grand prize. Good luck from The Doctor's NightGuard available at your local drugstore." --- Softball practice is in session. If you want through, U gotta go around. Thanks so much. --- Dear T___, On Monday call the American Embassy in Lebanon and ask to Speak to the Consul Mrs. H___ tell her who you are so she can help you with this issue. She is aware of the issue, she will know what you are talking about . --- To say the least I do not believe these actions to be either ethical or honest and wish for an immediate end to this total screwup. In particular I wish it not to get worse than it already is and I do have a definite belief that my funds will not be returned to my control for some time, if ever, should you allow them to go back to C___. With the attached documents I have unquestionably proven the true ownership of my funds thusly your contract with C___ is null and void as he is not the true owner of my funds nor one red cent of the funds that went to you from T___. Should you go against my express clearly stated wishes and grave concerns I have every intention of holding you equally responsible for the return of my funds. Please take this as advance notice that any actions I am forced to bring about to expedite return of all of my principle and profits will be equally directed at you and C___. --- There doesn't seem to be any flow or continuity to the way the story is laid out. As far as personal connections to the story, I find that I loved how Morrison explains why blonde hair, blue eye girls are pretty. Well, she doesn't really explain it, but I got the hint that she was saying 'they just are the prettiest things and that's that'. I entirely agree with this statement because everyone is not 'equal' as society tries to tell students today. Blonde hair blue eye girls are just prettier than brown haired black girls. --- U___: u went all the way there......i dont know...i need to think and my house is bad for that. C____: about what? U___: everything. C____: can you give me some details? U___: um like, my purpose in life. b/c i really am not fulfilling it now and i want to. C____: i have no idea what you mean, so can you try to explain it U___: why i am here, what i can do to make my life worth living, b/c right now theres no stimulation and i need to figure out what i need to do. C____: okay, why do you think that? when did this start? U___: it didnt start all of the sudden, ive been thinking about this since we took that little break. i dont know what im doing anymore for myself or how to get to where i want to be. C____: it doesn't seem like you are doing naything different from before we took that break U___: hence, ive been thinking, not acting. C____: i see. once again you are completely down on yourself C____: this is not good U___: im not down on myself. my life just has no direction U___: sad thing is, it did in high school U___: i was like, miss actress, miss going places. now im miss sitting doing nothing whining wench C____: yeah, well join the club --- He confessed a long-held fantasy - he wants a "nasty Goth chick". Like, red hair, a long, black dress, wild purple lipstick, and *no* inhibitions. My vision is this: Me, my red hair pinned up at the top just as he likes it and hanging down wildly around my face, dressed in a long black lace and silk dress, with black heeled boots, black eyeliner, purple lipstick, no panties, a black silk push-up bra, black thigh-high stockings with garter belt, and around my neck, a twisted silver and brass torc. B___ stands across from me, smiling at me. He's dressed all in black, too; the nice black pants I bought him for his birthday, freshly polished black combat boots, black silk shirt (and boxers to match, though no one will see them except ME), and his Theban pentacle glittering around his neck. I smile back at him, my purple-lipsticked mouth seeming softer and more sensuous than normal. The shade makes my teeth seem very white and ... *sharper* than normal. (Hmm.) --- The May sales data clearly indicate that Boston is outperforming our other geographic areas. It is my feeling that Ms. B___, the office supervisor, is directly responsible for its success and that she should be rewarded accordingly. In addition, we may want to think about transferring her to New York, as they are in desperate need of new ideas and direction. I will be awaiting your response after you have time to digest the information presented. --- There is one question i want to ask you. For my own knowledge. Please dont be upset with me asking. But. . . . If M___ wasn't in the picture, could there have been feelings felt towards me? I know you have to be careful about your thoughts and feelings, but i know my thoughts and feelings, and i know when i feel something real.. and i felt something. Something i have never felt before when meeting someone for the first time. Most of my teenage life, i have been asking God for a person like you. Exactly like you. I'm just glad i was able to meet you. I almost cried when i hugged you R___, i had to hide it, but it was coming. I know that might sound kinda psycho or something, but im not psycho, i just knew what i going to miss. So im letting it out right now. --- Your transaction has been recorded Transaction date ___ ___ 2002 ___ (UTC/GMT) Merchant URL www.___.com Merchant identifier 0___ Order Reference 0___ Order Total 34,61 Euro Card Number 4627 ____ ____ ____ 07/04 Authorisation 0___ Transaction certificate b___ Please keep the transaction reference. Depending on your browser's settings, a window indicating you are returning to a non-secure environment may appear. This does not affect the confidentiality of the information previously transferred. --- It will really piss me off if they grandfather, they have enough kids and maybe for once our kids will get more ice time that they certainly deserve no matter who thinks differently. Ya know I was on the phone with S___ last nite. She wanted a tally, I told her until I get all the response back it is impossible. She goes I've never done this before don't I need to order ahead of time? Balloons, I said ya might be a good idea but you don't get them til the day of. And we are meeting on the 20th at which time we will have a count. She asked who i was waiting on cause they had a jr high game last night so I read down the list and came to K___ she goes he quit the game I said when, she goes at the second to last game we played I said well he played that Saturday so I guess he didn't!!!! --- My Mother and Grammother came to the United States on Nov. ___ 1979 They wanted to come to the United States becuse my grammother's aient told them about the United Snited and how beoutiful the houses were They came by plane and they were excited When they arrived my mom and grammother were looking for a house and a job at ___ When then she got the job she met a guy that she liked and 5 mondes later they got married They had 2 kids my brother is 15 years old and I am 11 years old We live in a good house that has four rooms and. I have five people living in my house. Thy are : Mom, Dad, Brother, Grandmother, and me. --- J___ [10:15 PM]: HAVE TO TALKED TO C___ TODAY J___ [10:16 PM]: OUT OF SCHOOL? L____ [10:16 PM]: well he back on now so let him answer cus we gonna get this str8 L____ [10:17 PM]: yeah..i talked to her J___ [10:17 PM]: AIGHT J___ [10:17 PM]: OH CUS HE WAS LOOKING FOR HER OR SOMETHING J___ [10:19 PM]: AND WHO TOLD YOU MY MOM THINK i'M PREGNANT? J___ [10:20 PM]: HELLO? L____ [10:20 PM]: B___ L____ [10:21 PM]: what he say J___ [10:22 PM]: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DID NOT TALK TO B___ OH IF YOU DID SHE MIGHT BE TALKING ABOUT WHEN WE BE JOKING IN 7TH PD ABOUT IT CUS WE BE LIKE YOU LOOK IT AND WE BE LIKE YEAH I THINK SO BUT WE BE JOKING AND SHE KNOW IT AND PLUS I HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING TO GET PERGNANT J___ [10:23 PM]: NOTHING L____ [10:23 PM]: o L____ [10:24 PM]: i don't talk to him.. i just heard L____ [10:24 PM]: he stilla in't respond L____ [10:25 PM]: dats messed up..im losing a friend ova sum i ain't even do..ima cry..j/k J___ [10:25 PM]: NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FELT HE SIGNED OFF AND HE DID NTO RESPOND L____ [10:26 PM]: well u no that he is gonna get back on i n a minute and u need to get a answer fa me J___ [10:26 PM]: i'M ABOUT OT BE OUT J___ [10:27 PM]: BUT I WILL TALK TO HIM TOMORROW OR LATER IF HE GET ON --- We would like to give a number of suggestions here as to how you can show support for your union, which continues to defend your chosen profession of teaching. * Attend PEA meetings Each meeting you attend is a show of support. Be there and get informed! Tonight at 3:45 in the high school's ___ Theater is your next opportunity. * Continue wearing buttons and displaying signs Just as the board hoped to influence the public by publishing our salaries, we should continue to voice our dissatisfaction. --- The scanning procedure was cancelled. None of W32.Klez.E@mm, W32.Klez.H@mm, W32.Elkern.3587, W32.Elkern.4926 were found on your computer, but the scan was cancelled before it finished. The virus may still be present on the machine. --- Re: ___ ___ School Year Book I enclose a CD ROM with the PageMaker 6.5 files resaved with the store copy in publication option to include graphics unticked. For some files there has been a dramatic reduction in file size. For some unknown reason pages 35-43 is still 100Mb. On the CD you will find 20 missing Year 11 TIFFs. A space has been left in the page for them to be placed. The file gives the last name then first name of the student so it should be easy to sort out. --- SP Process 1. SP's are normally initiated to correct a problem with a specific serial numbered item. 2. Turnaround time on the SP's is very quick. 3. A draft SP is received from SNL military liaison for DOE/AL coordination. The SP number and associated program are entered into the log as being received from SNL military liaison. 4. Comments on the SP are requested from the appropriate WPD staff member and WSD. If possible, a one to two-day turnaround is requested. 5. Any comments received from WSD are coordinated with the WPD staff member and they are faxed to SNL military liaison for incorporation into the final SP. 6. If there are "no comments", the SNL military liaison point-of-contact is advised verbally and "no comment" and date are entered into the log. 7. The final SP is received from SNL military liaison for the WPD Director's signature and entered into the log as being received. --- Photos will be used in: · staff handbooks · departmental notice board displays; · staff room · school intranet Staff photos will NOT be published on the school internet site. --- Effective February 1, 1999 I will be allocating all Letterman tickets for [RADIO STATION]. We now receive two (2) tickets to every show taping. Letterman show tapings are as follows: · Monday through Wednesday: 5:30 PM (1 Taping) · Thursday: 5:30 PM and 8:00 PM (2 Tapings) All requests for tickets must be placed through me no later than 4:00 PM the day prior to the show they wish to attend. Please provide client name and company to me. The earlier in advance a request is submitted, the more likely the request will be fulfilled. Dates will be booked on a first come first served basis. PLEASE NOTE: THESE TICKETS ARE FOR CLIENTS ONLY! THEY ARE NOT TO BE USED FOR ON AIR GIVEAWAYS, CONTESTS OR PROMOTIONS OF ANY KIND. Once I confirm the date, I will forward a letter to the client with complete information regarding where they need to go, what time, etc. (HARD TICKETS ARE NOT ISSUED) Tickets are to be shared equally among Sales, Affiliate Relations and Shadow Broadcast Services. --- Hello remember me? You should ur the bitch who is trying to split me and j___ up! I never told u that i was gonna make ur friends hate u thats is a fucking lie and u know it. If this is revenge for u or wutever than ur one sick son of a bitch. Listen here if i find out that ur lieing to j___ than i will be so pissed off at u. I just want to move on wit my life cuz i want to be happy just like i know u want to be happy. Im gonna forget u and i dont want nuthin 2 do wit u ever again. If u go to [SCHOOL] and if i see u than dont evan talk to me cuz i will snap right there. I will never talk to ur sorry ass again u hear me. Oh ya in case u didnt know my life is starting to get fucked up thanx 2 u. First my friend wont talk to me and now j___ is not beliving me. U see we r not going out yet cuz we need to know each other a lil bit more. I dont want to make another misstake wit her. Too tell u the truth i love her wit all my heart and i dont want to lose her. I care deeply about her and when she said some things to me i was about to cry. Yes i do have feelings and i know u do 2 so i wont evan talk to u cuz i know thats wut u want and belive me sista i will leave u alone and wont talk to u anymore cuz ur my main problem here. Ur fucking up my life and i dont like the way ur doing it. WE r not evan freinds anymore cuz ur sorry ass has to make j___ cry. So in the words of the grate stone cold, my last words to ur sorry ass r: na na na naaa, na na na naaa, oh hell ya good bye! Ur mortal enemy and some bitch A___ P.s: DDR ROCKS! --- The most 'Profitable' way forward is our way forward, whilst our competition is thinking of '10 MORE WAYS TO RIP CUSTOMERS OFF' and down sizing their operations, we get ahead and continue to grow our business in a controlled and sustained manner, working and operating in the communities we operate. --- There were difficulties in the ability to perform Hazard Analysis for several areas (e.g. waste handling, establishment of personnel limits, general industrial safety hazards). These difficulties subjected the site to unnecessary risks in personnel and environmental safety. --- Thank you for your recent credit application. After a careful review of your information, I'm sorry to inform you that we will not be able to accept you as a credit customer. If your situation changes in the future, we encourage you to reapply. In the meantime, we welcome your business as a cash customer and hope you continue to let us serve you. --- Remember how E___ threw up at the Lincoln Memorial? --- Objective To obtain a position in a growing company that allows my creative, innovative, and intellectual ideas to grow with it. --- EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES ENJOY WORKING WITH COMPUTERS, FISHING AND LANDSCAPING. DELIGHT IN SINGING THE BLUES AND HAVE PUBLISHED WORKS IN AIRBRUSH PAINTING, SCULPTING, AND WRITING INTERESTS AND ACTIVITIES PAST CEO AND DIRECTOR OF ___ AN HTML DESIGN COMPANY. LANGUAGES CONVERSATIONAL KOREAN, UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND KOREAN EXTENSION FRENCH --- Activities: As of the end of Junior year: Varsity Football All-Conference Varsity Wrestling Varsity Lacrosse Member of both the Sophomore Class last year and the Junior Class this year. Part of the school ring selection committee. Supporter of the football parents club, the wrestling parents club, and the lacrosse parents club. Employment: Employed for 6 years at M___ Drugs of ___. Worked up to the position currently held. Employee of the month twice. Got along great with co-workers as well as employers. --- ACTIVITIES: · Israeli Defense Forces, 1995 - 1997 · Fluent in Hebrew, Russian · Ballet troop - ___ Theater, Kharkov, Ukraine, 1983 - 1991 --- I've soul of adventurer ,and only behaving in that way could make my life happy and joy. Meeting new people ,knowing new stories ,habits ,rules is sense of my life. I know that this style of living makes me throwing away many things that normally living people have every day.But it's such a character and nothing can change it ,I suppose...Except it I can speak and write English fluently(only sometimes I've problems with understanding Scotisch people) ,I ve cheerful mood and I'm able to work hard to reach dreamed purpose.I'd be terribly glad if you could give me any advices is it possible to find employer who 'd like to employ worker from abroad ,and give permit for working ,if so what should I do yet to help myself. Thank you for giving me any instructions and advices. --- Our target population would be either pregnant or post-partum active duty women who are suffering from mild to moderate depression. I know that you are both quite busy and see a large number of women in your clinics, a substantial number of which may benefit from such group treatment. This group would meet once weekly and it is important that group members be able to attend once weekly sessions on a consistent basis. Treatment would consist only of group psychotherapy and if further psychiatric attention is needed, referrals would need to be generated through the Life Skills Support Center for individual treatment. Women who are actively suicidal, have a history of recurrent suicidal attempts or gestures, or who are currently in crisis would not be suitable for group treatment. --- "Children! How nice. Did you two make it okay? We got to talking about what was happening in the bedroom, and just couldn't wait." --- I knead your flesh and poke some parts to make you feel better (Let's just assume that by now I've learned pressure points, for the sake of this.). You tell me to rub your legs, so I move down and rub them. I wrench my hands around the circumference of your leg and move them up and down, and around (correct wording?). Breathing heavily, you sigh, "That's enough! Kiss me!" so I go back up and French kiss you. Your turn. with our passionate kissing I begin to take your shirt of and start to rub your shoulders and then to your back and sides....... shall I go on with the touch or just rub?mmmmmmmm I do want to go on.. Yes, go on, that feels good. --- PINEAPPLE STUFF 2 cans 8oz. pineapple tidbits 1 cup sugar 1/2 cup flour 1/2 stick of butter TOPPING 1 pack of ritz crackers 1 stick of butter heat oven to 350 degrees. In a medium size sauce pan pour the pineapple juice, flour, sugar, and butter in and heat until the ingredients are a baby food consistancey. Then add the tidbits into the mixture. Pour the mixture into a baking dish. Add the crushed ritz crackers on top of the mixture. Melt the remaining butter and pour over the crackers. Bake for 30 min. --- MEMORANDO ___ ___ BUENOS AIRES, de Febrero de 2002.- ASUNTO DE: Departamento INTERPOL A: División BRIGADAS DE PREVENCIÓN REFTE. "Comunicación de novedad" Acorde al asunto arriba mencionado, llevo a su conocimiento que el ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ del personal de este numerario se halla autorizado a realizar el servicio bajo el régimen de policía adicional en esa Dependencia. Asimismo, se deja constancia que el nombrado, en el mes de ___ de 2002, cumplirá funciones en el horario de 14 a 20 hs. P.F.A. Comisario ___ ___ ___ ___ Jefe Departamento INTERPOL POLICIA FEDERAL ARGENTINA DISTRIBUCION División BRIGADAS DE PREVENCION --- The person I'm doing a report on is Jesse James. He was an outlaw. He was born in the year of 1847. He also did bank robberies and train robberies. What made him so famous is from doing bank robberies and train robberies in the history of the United States. At the age of 15, also during the Civil War, he hade joined a band. --- The Martians were defeated and they disappeared. The main character went back to his house and found out that there was one more left he found a meat grinder and struck it over the head and killed it. Well that's pretty much the end. In the epilogue he said that the ending was very abrupt and that the human kind will learn a lot from this story. --- I'M LOST- I'VE GONE TO LOOK FOR MYSELF. IF I SHOULD RETURN BEFORE I GET BACK, PLEASE ASK ME TO WAIT. --- BLANK PAGE IMPORTANT: This text will appear on screen, but will not print on a PostScript printer. This page should be the last one in this file; it was inserted by running the InsertBlankPage macro. Do not type any additional text on this page! --- [)============================( UPL Errata )=============================(] * - The article "Really Snazzy DTMF songs" in UPL Toneage 27 was written by Archaic 9 9 9. Good old linear omitted this information because he's a poop. We regret the error. * - In UPL issue 1, we explained how to make and use a Beige Box. 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