,,,, ,,,, ,,,, ,,,,, ,,,, ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ,,,,;;;' ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;;;'' ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ';;;;, ,;;;;;' ;;;; ;;;; ';;;; ;;;;;' ;;;; ;;;; ;;;;; '' ''' '''' '''' ''''' ___ ____________ ____________ ___ < ___05/29/00____________ > United Phone Losers < ____________Issue 19___ > <-in this issue-> Introduction.....................................................linear Automated Harassment..................................RedBoxChiliPepper Family Plan Scam.................................................linear Phiz's Scanner Guide...............................phizban the dark elf Free Food From Fast Food Restaurants......................Amer1can Zer0 How To Burn A Computer From The Inside Out..........................Bor Follow-Up: File Sharing Exploit..........................Jolly Spamhead Running From The Law.........................................Letter God Phreaked..................................................Twisted Faith Chat Log Happy Fun Time Land.............................Various Losers Disclaimer ____________________________ _________________________ < ____________________________ > introduction < _________________________ > Hola, my little hax0r-phone-jedi-knights! 'Tis I, linear, here to serve you once again as Holy Mother-Fuckin' Editor! I've been gone for quite some time now, but at least I managed to get online every now and then to talk to a few of you and write some stuff for UPL018. Many thanks to RTF for taking over on the last two issues. Especially UPL018, which is probably much better than any issue I'll ever do. You know it's a great issue when the Father-Of-All-Things-Phoneloser himself, RedBoxChiliPepper (of the Phone Losers of America), writes an article. And it's all about our favorite subject, too: Harassment! The rest of the issue could suck balls (and it does!), but having anything by rbcp totally redeems it. We also got some frequecy-scanning info brought to you by my freind, Phiz. For more info on scanning, check out UPL006 "Scanner Fun" by Jc, or "Basic Phone Security: Making and Breaking It" in UPL018 by the Mob Boss. And we's be havin' an article by your's truly, explaining how you can get "Family Plans" to work for you... assuming you have a family. There's even another trip to Chat Log Happy Fun Time Land! SCORE! All this and more, and we're not even charging you! Feel free to send any questions/comments/etc. to me, or any other UPL staff members. Your letter could end up in UPL020! And I'm sure any of the authors in this issue (or any other, for that matter) would like to hear from you too, so drop them a line as well. And for UPL020's sake, submit some articles, dammit!@#%$^ Oh yeah, nawleed's back too. "Will The Real UPL Please Stand Up?" --- linear (linear@phonelosers.net) ______________________ ______________________ < ______________________ > Automated Harassment < ______________________ > \______________________< By RedBoxChiliPepper >______________________/ Imagine this - your phone rings, you pick it up and you're greeted with a standard fax machine beep so you hang up. Several minutes later your phone rings again and you hear a recording of a voice saying, "This is your free sample message!" and it goes into a big sales pitch. Even more minutes pass and your phone rings again and this time it's a computerized voice saying, "ibaibaibaibaiba!" Okay, so you're the victim of harassment. You're not too worried because you know that the guy doing it will get bored sooner or later and it'll eventually stop. But it doesn't stop, it gets worse and worse, day after day, 24 hours a day. Your phone rings non-stop making it impossible for you to receive any phone calls and difficult to even make outgoing calls. Your only defense is to turn off your ringer but this only fills up your answering machine with garbage calls so you have to turn that off as well. This never stops, the calls just keep coming in - your phone has been completely put out of commission and there's nothing you can do about it. Most of my favorite revenge techniques have almost always involved the telephone in some way or another. Whether it's impersonating an automated call system to flood the victim, making collect calls to their house in the middle of the night, shutting off their lines or calling up fax-back services on them, phone harassment is always something that can drive a person nuts. But the problem is that you have to put just as much time into it as your victim spends recieving it. Until now... There are a growing number of web-based services available today that will call your house for you and all you have to do it put your telephone number into a web form and press the "SUBMIT" button. That's easy enough to use to someone else's disadvantage, but you're still putting a lot of work into pressing that submit button over and over. This file will give you a few ideas on eliminating the need for you to be present while harassing your victim. You can go about your daily life doing more important and productive things while your victim's phone rings forever. And I mean forever. You need only spend minutes a day (if even that) keeping the process going and it'll last for months, even years. How It Works: ------------ First I'll explain how it's done. All you have to do is pick a few web sites that automatically call a phone number when you put a phone number into the form and press the submit button. Then you modify the html, set it all up on a web site somewhere and drive as much traffic to your new page as you possibly can. Easy, right? Below I'll explain in as much detail as possible how you can accomplish this. Finding A Service To Use: ------------------------ Your first goal is to find a good web-based service that automatically calls a phone number of your choice. There are many to choose from and I'm only going to list a few. A simple web search should find you plenty of other prospects. http://www.messageblaster.com http://www.iping.com http://www.mrwakeup.com http://faxback.apple.com http://www.landsend.com Mrwakeup.com and iping.com are the same services, just with different domain names. Somewhere on their site they have a "free sample" form that you can use. Messageblaster.com is a great service to use because not only is their free sample form on the main page, but if you look at the source code it's easy to modify the automated voice so it'll say anything you want it to. The faxback.apple.com is a great service but it's a little complicated if you're a novice at writing html but it has a nice feature - it will send YOU an email everytime that it tries to fax your victim. This way you know exactly how often their phone is ringing. Landsend.com is even more complicated (as far as html goes) but it's nice because a live person will call up your victim and ask for the name of your choice. This works out good if you want to have them call your victim's employer and make the Landsend reps say your victim's name. Modifying The HTML: ------------------ If you're not familiar with html programming then you need to learn. It's easy as hell, especially if you're only going to be copying these web sites and not doing much else. Print out some reference sheets (which can be found on the web) and print out the source code to a few web sites so you can get a feel of how web pages are constructed. And whatever you do, don't try to use Microsoft's FrontPage editor to do any of this. Only use a text editor such as Windows Notepad. Go to the website that you're going to modify and view the source of that page. Copy everything from the FORM tag to the /FORM tag. In this example we're going to use messageblaster.com. This site actually has two different forms, so make sure you copy the second form set, not the first one which is a login/password form. You don't need that one. You'll notice that the first form tag says method=POST action=bin/PwIsapi.dll. The action part is a problem because since you won't be operating your modified script from messageblaster.com's own site (unless you're an f-rad hacker!) you'll have to add in their domain into this part of the form. So make your action read like this: action="http://www.messageblaster.com/bin/PwIsapi.dll" Note that I'm leaving off most of the bracket thingies to make converting this file into html easier for linear. You're welcome, linear! If I don't mention a particular input tag, don't touch it! Just leave it as it is. You can delete all the annoying formatting tags like FONT COLOR FACE, etc. And also the text like "Phone Number:" and stuff. Right after the part where it says "Phone Number:" there will be an INPUT tag a few lines down that looks like this: input type="text" name="PWF_PHONE1" size="15" You're going to want to change this line so that it will have your victim's phone number in that form, but nobody will be able to see it. To do this, change this line to look like this: input type="hidden" name="PWF_PHONE1" value="415-555-1212" You've changed the input TYPE to "hidden" so that the casual web surfer will not see this part of the form. You removed the SIZE tag since it's invisible and it doesn't matter what size it is and you've added a VALUE tag which contains your victim's telephone number. I recommend putting your own home phone number there for now so that you can test this out once you're done modifying everything. The next input tag is for your email address and it looks like this: input type="text" name="PWF_EMAIL" size="15" That's no good, make it looks like this: input type="hidden" name="PWF_EMAIL" value="anybody@anywhere.com" Once again, you've turned this into a hidden tag, removed the size and entered in an email address since messageblaster.com wants an email address to spam their users at. Hey, why not put your victim's email address in there too? The next part is a bit more complicated and involved the SELECT tag. Since you want your html to be as clean and invisible as possible, we're going to eliminate the SELECT feature and replace it with a standard INPUT tag. Here's what you see: select name="PWF_BODY" option value="This is a sample REMINDER message from MessageBlaster reminding you that registration for the HTML class closes on March 15." selected Reminder /option And you'll want to replace it with the following: input type="hidden" name="PWF_BODY" value="Word to yo gerbil" Of course, don't forget the brackets before and after this. You've changed the SELECT tag into a hidden input tag, keeping the same name of "PWF_BODY" and added your own new message in the value tag. Messageblaster will never know the difference between a SELECT tag and an INPUT tag. The value can be changed from "Word to yo gerbil" to anything you like and when it calls your victim up at home they'll hear a computerized voice announcing whatever you type in there. Wheeeee! Now all that's left is the SUBMIT button. Messageblaster uses an image for their button but to keep things easy, we're just going to change that to a standard boring gray SUBMIT button. You see: input type="image" name="PWF_ACTION_2" src="/MB/images/home2/send.gif" border="0" alt="Send" Let's change that line to: input type="submit" name="PWF_ACTION_2" value="CLICK HERE TO ENTER!" So now you're done modifying the html! Don't forget to leave the /FORM tag on the end of all this. Your completed form should look like this:
Now turn this bit of html into a full html document by adding the appropriate tags on the top and bottom of your page, name it index.html and upload it to a web space provider. I prefer tripod.com myself because they give you a nice,clean domain name like yourname.tripod.com. But any provider will work. Get it up on the web, go to your new page and click on the "CLICK HERE TO ENTER!" button. If all goes well, you'll be taken to a page on messageblaster.com that says something like, "Congratulations! You've just sent your first message using MessageBlaster!" In a few seconds your phone will ring and an automated voice will tell you you're getting a message and then it'll say, "Word to yo gerbil!" Final Touches: ------------- You'll want to make good use of your web space and get a lot of people to click on your submit button. On my page, I use the following message before the button: You must be 18 years or old to view the pictures in this archive! This section is intended for mature audiences only and if you're under the age of 18 you may not proceed. Click below to get started! This leads your web visitors to believe that they're going to get to see a bunch of porn for FREE and of course they click on the button only to see a congratulations message from messageblaster. What I've always done is set up four separate sections on my page using four different services but all of them are set up to call the same telephone number. This way, the person visiting your page will try all four selections before giving up which will make your victim's phone ring four times instead of just once. Getting A Shitload Of Visitors: ------------------------------ Now that you have your web page set up, you need to get a lot of people to visit it so your victim's phone will ring non-stop. Obviously, listing your site in a bunch of search engines isn't going to get you much traffic. So we just have to resort to spam. If you theme your page around porn like I do, you'll need to advertise to a bunch of perverts. And what better place to find a pervert than on IRC? All you have to do is get on a large network (like efnet or dalnet), list all the channels containing "sex" "pics" or "!" and join 4 or 5 of those channels, preferably the ones that have a LOT of people in them. Now using mIRC's ON JOIN command, you set it up so every time a person join's the room, they get a private message from you advertising your site. Most will ignore your message but some will visit. My messages usually say something along the lines of, "Hi, I just set up a huge porn archive on my personal web server. You can view it by going to http://bigasspornarchive.tripod.com. There are no ads or popups." I recommend going into the kiddie porn channels to advertise because not only are you wasting the time of your victim, you're wasting the time of people who look at kiddie porn. I would make a section on my page that claimed to contain a directory of kiddie porn and it would state, "If you are over the age of 17, you MAY NOT look at the pictures in this archive or you're violating federal law! You must be a minor to view kiddie porn!!" I'm sure all the horny middle-aged men heeded my warning. How Well Does This Work? ------------------------ When I was testing all this automated harassment out, I did it on a person's phone whose lines I had access to so that I could listen in and see how much their phone rang. By only sitting on IRC in 4 or 5 channels, I managed to make their phone ring NON STOP for 6 months straight. And all I had to do was keep my IRC connection going 24 hours a day. For awhile I used Apple's faxback service which would automatically email my hotmail account whenever my victim's phone rang and I would get an average of 2 emails PER MINUTE. Even when I would lose my IRC connection for a day or two, the phone calls would continue because these perverts on IRC would assume my page was having difficulties and bookmark it so they could visit it again later. I also put a lot of good keywords in the meta tags on my page so that people searching through tripod's site would find me. My victims were helpless. They changed their number and I got the new one, modified my web page with their new number and there was absolutely nothing they could do to stop it. They called the phone company and had someone out to check their lines, they changed their number again and they called the cops but nothing did any good. Their phones were completely useless to them during my testing phase. All this and my only efforts were to check my IRC connection every day as I checked email and rejoin a few of the channels that I'd been kicked out of for spamming. Just think of the carnage that could be caused by someone putting some effort into something like this. You could set up several pages of automated forms using every web-based call-back service available. You could set each one up to call a different number related to your victim. Call their employers at work and home, call their relatives, call their neighbors and call them on their home and cellular phone. And every person you called would be tormented by your victim's name in a computerized voice. You could effectively destroy someone's social life with this little prank. Web-Based Paging: ---------------- If you have your victim's pager number, it wouldn't be too hard to figure out who their pager provider was. Using that information, you could just go to the provider's web site and find the form they use for paging their users. I don't think there are any providers out there who DON'T offer web-based paging of their customers. Just modify the form with hidden tags, put your victim's number into the VALUE tag and set it up on your web page. You can make their pager beep non-stop for a few years too. It would be really cool if there was an easy way to pick a pager exchange and page random pager owners in that exchange with your victim's phone number. This way your victim would be called by a ton of people all day and night saying, "You paged me?" The only way I can think of to do this is if the paging company's web site asked for the pager number in three parts - area code, prefix and suffix. Then you could turn the first two parts into hidden tags and keep the last one available. On your page you could write next to it, "please enter your 4 digit authorization code" and perverted users would try to be sneaky hackers by entering in 4 random numbers into that part of your page. That's just an idea, though, there has to be a better way. Anonymous Emailers: ------------------ Another obvious way to annoy your victim would be to use a web-based anonymous email form to automatically email them garbage messages each time someone clicked on your button. Personally I think email bombing is pointless, though. How hard is it for your victim to highlight a bunch of identicle emails and press the "delete" key? Definitely not as effective as making their phone ring all day and night. Rerouting Phone Numbers: ----------------------- You can cause a lot of confusion by rerouting phone calls to your victim. All you need to do is pick a business that you think gets a lot of phone calls throughout the day, then call up phone company repair and say something like, "Hi, we have some people in here today rewiring our whole phone system and the phones are going to be off all day. Could you forward the calls to our other office until further notice?" and give them your victim's number. Of course, this won't last very long. The company whose lines you've forwarded will notice that they're not getting any phone calls and will call the phone company to ask what's going on. A better way, although slightly more difficult, is to forward a company's toll-free number to your victim. This involves calling up AT&T at 800-222-0400 and asking them who the company's toll-free provider is - AT&T will even give you the provider's customer service number. Then you just call up customer service and tell them that you want your toll-free number to ring at a different location. Usually they'll change it with no questions asked. It takes considerably longer for a company to figure this out so it lasts a lot longer than just calling up repair and forwarding their lines. In Closing: ---------- In closing I'd just like to say that you're a terrible person if you actually try anything I've described in this article. No person deserves this amount of torture no matter what they've done to you. (Excluding my test subject, of course!) And also, you can probably get into a lot of trouble if you do this to someone for a year and then get caught. Your weakest link might be some guy on IRC getting curious about not seeing the porn, looking at the source code and calling your victim to ask him if he's gotten a lot of calls. >From there it wouldn't be too hard for them to figure out who you are from your IP address and your ISP's cooperation. If you have any comments about this article or if you want to tell me how much I'm going to hell, visit my webpage at http://www.phonelosers.org/rbcp/ --- RedBoxChiliPepper (rbcp@phonelosers.org) ________________________ ________________________ < ________________________ > Family Plan Scam < ________________________ > \________________________< By linear >________________________/ Most cellular phone companies are coming out with "Family Plans" (and by most I mean some, and by some I mean one or two, and by one or two I mean definitely one, possibly another one). The plan is usually something like everyone in the family (up to four or five people) gets their own cell phone. Then you get a certain amount of minutes each to make calls and you get charged extra for evrery call over the amount of minutes you are given (like virtually every other cellular plan). If you call anyone in your family on their own super-neato personnal cell-phones, you don't waste any of your minutes or get charged extra. But what allows us to scam these plans, is that the same goes if you call your house - no waste of minutes, no charge. But what a minute, linear, how does this enable us to scam these fun- for-the-whole-familia "Family Plans"? You see, a lot of us have the luxury of two (or more) phone lines. Usually one for normal calls, and an extra one just for our internet- connection (since we have the tendency to stay online for 63 hours straight). Anyway, we probably don't use this second internet-connection line for incoming calls. Dammit, linear! That doesn't asnwer my question at all, you son of a bitch!@#$% What's all this nonsense got to do with scamming those top-rate "Family Plans"? You should have a pretty good idea of what I'm getting to at this point, but I'll elaborate just for you, my little phone-scamming cupcake! First, have a Sunday-Family-Fun-Day and sign up for one of these Family Plans. When they ask for your home phone number, give them the number to your internet-connection line. Get everything else all setup and do all the shitty paperwork and what-not. Once everything is finalized and you all walk out with your very own super f-rad cell-phones, make your internet- connection line forward all incoming calls to an operator. In most areas you can setup call forwarding by dialing 72# (or *72) plus the number you want to forward calls to (0, in this case. Or 1-800-OPERATOR, if you prefer). Then if you need to disable call forwarding later you just dial 73# (or *73). If this method doesn't work in your area, I'm sure you can just call an operator and tell them that you need to have all calls to your line forwarded to your "office" at 1-800-673-2867 [1-800-OPERATOR]. For some reason I doubt telling them that "0" is your office number will work. Ah-ha! I think I'm getting it, linear! But, uhm... Wait, no, I'm lost. Why the hell would I want to do all this? Well, it's quite simple, really. Now, when you call your internet- connection line from your cell-phone, you'll get an operator, and you can tell her to connect you to a local number! But I can call a local number myself, jackass! Why the hell would I want to go through all the trouble of dialing my house and dealing with some stupid operator just to get a local call? Why, linear, why?!? So you don't waste all your cell-phone's minutes or get a huge phone bill just for making local calls on your cell-phone! See, your cell-phone service thinks you called your house, but then your house gave you an operator, and she connects you to a some other number, all the while your cell still thinks your talking to someone at your house! No minutes wasted, no charge! Understand? Oooooh! I get it! Wow, that's amazing linear! I'm going to go do it right now!@$#% Hugs and Kisses, --- linear (linear@phonelosers.net) ______________________ ______________________ < ______________________ > Phiz's Scanner Guide < ______________________ > \______________________< By phizban the dark elf >______________________/ Where to start....there's so much fun shit you can do with a scanner it's difficult where to start...well I guess I'll start with the basics, here goes an I hope this article doesn't suck. 1. Buying A Scanner -------------------- Shit fool to start scanning you gotta have a scanner... or something that picks up the local radio waves. There's about a million different models, Rat Shack, Bearcat, Tiger, etc.. Personally I have a pro-90 rat shack model trunk tracker (we'll cover trunk tracking later). What you need to decide first is what kind of range do I want my scanner to get? I recommend at least 800mhz or something that can be modified to 800mhz, why because that's where all the fun shit is... you'll see. Another thing you need to decide is what are you going to do with your scanner? Have it sit in your room or are you gonna want to carry it or what. For the serious field phreak I highly recommend a handheld model. You can run with it an shit. If you're kinda antisocial get a base set. Also there's tones of shit you can buy for your scanner too, the first thing I recommend is a new antennae. The antennae that comes with your scanner is cool, but if you get a larger antennae most of the time you can get a farther range on a specific frequency with better clarity. 2. Well, I Bought the Fukin' Thing, Now What Do I Do With It? -------------------- Yay, now you have your own 200 dollar piece of shit. What to do with it? Well if you can find a modification for it... mod it fool. Turn that shitty police scanner into a cell fone frequency scanner, in some models all you have to do is change around a couple of wires in others you have to do a complete overhaul. Mod'ing a scanner is fun, especially if you like to solder shit, unfortunately there are so many mods's for scanners I'm not going to include any an I'll let you find them on your own... its easy. 3. Now That I Have Some Freq Ranges, What's Cool To Listen To? -------------------- The answer to that is simple... everything! You can listen to the fired dept, the police, an ambulance, your neighbor.... last one caught your eye, didn't it? Yes you too can be a nosey little spy with your scanner. Wee. Portable fonez are by far the easiest to scan. Here's a freq list for most portables (most of these freqs where borrowed from someone but I forgot who): 1 46.61O 49.670 2 46.63O 49.845 3 46.670 49.860 4 46.710 49.770 5 46.730 49.875 6 46.770 49.830 7 46.830 49.890 8 46.870 49.930 9 46.930 49.990 10 46.970 46.970 43.72 48.76 43.74 48.84 43.82 48.86 43.84 48.92 43.92 49.02 43.96 49.28 44.12 49.36 44.16 49.40 44.18 49.46 44.20 49.50 44.32 44.36 44.40 44.46 44.48 CH BASE HANDSET CH BASE HANDSET -- ------- ------- -- ------- ------- 01 902.100 926.100 31 903.000 927.000 02 902.130 926.130 32 903.030 927.030 03 902.160 926.160 33 903.060 927.060 04 902.190 926.190 34 903.090 927.090 05 902.220 926.220 35 903.120 927.120 06 902.250 926.250 36 903.150 927.150 07 902.280 926.280 37 903.180 927.180 08 902.310 926.310 38 903.210 927.210 09 902.340 926.340 39 903.240 927.240 10 902.370 926.370 40 903.270 927.270 11 902.400 926.400 41 903.300 927.300 12 902.430 926.430 42 903.330 927.330 13 902.460 926.460 43 903.360 927.360 14 902.490 926.490 44 903.390 927.390 15 902.520 926.520 45 903.420 927.420 16 902.550 926.550 46 903.450 927.450 17 902.580 926.580 47 903.480 927.480 18 902.610 926.610 48 903.510 927.510 19 902.640 926.640 49 903.540 927.540 20 902.670 926.670 50 903.570 927.570 21 902.700 926.700 51 903.600 927.600 22 902.730 926.730 52 903.630 927.630 23 902.760 926.760 53 903.660 927.660 24 902.790 926.790 54 903.690 927.690 25 902.820 926.820 55 903.720 927.720 26 902.850 926.850 56 903.750 927.750 27 902.880 926.880 57 903.780 927.780 28 902.910 926.910 58 903.810 927.810 29 902.940 926.940 59 903.840 927.840 30 902.970 926.970 Those freqs can be found almost anywhere! The next best thing to scan, which you usually have to have a modified scanner to get, is cell fone freqs... Here's some freqs: GTE AIRFONE all stations on am single sideband (A3A) 32 channels are assigned to each transmission site using 6khz channel spacing. below are the lowest frequencies used for each site. ABAJO PEAK UT 945.204 ALBUQUERQUE NM 945.804 ATLANTA GA 945.404 AUSTIN TX 945.204 BOSTON MA 945.204 BRIDGETON MO 944.604 BURLINGAME CA 945.204 CHARLESTON SC 944.604 CHARLESTON WV 944.204 CHICAGI IL 945.804 DELTA UT 944.204 DENVER CO 944.604 DES MOINES IA 944.204 FORT WAYNE IN 945.204 GRAND ISLAND NE 944.404 HAWTHORNE NV 945.604 HOUSTON TX 945.404 IRVING TX 944.804 JAMACIA NY 945.204 KALMATH FALS OR 945.884 LAS VEGAS NV 945.404 LOS ANGELES CA 944.604 MERIDIAN MS 945.604 MIAMI FL 944.404 MOHANAS TX 945.004 NASHVILLE TN 944.404 NEW ORLEANS LA 945.004 ORLANDO FL 945.004 PHOENIX AZ 944.804 PITTSBURGH PA 944.804 SEATTLE WA 944.604 SHREVEPORT LA 945.804 SPRINGFIELD MO 945.404 TALLAHASSE FL 944.804 WASHINGTON DC 944.604 WILMINGTN NC 945.204 WOODWARD OK 945.604 NATIONWIDE CHNL 899.000 CHNL SPACING EV 6KHZ 944.204,944.210....last chnl 10 kHz above previous. And next up on the fun list is... fast food freqs: 030.8400 ARBY'S 031.0000 ARBY'S 154.5700 ARBY'S 457.5500 ARBY'S 479.2500 ARBY'S 467.7625 BESS EATON DONUT CLERK (I) 457.5375 BESS EATON DONUT CUSTOMER (R) 154.5700 BIG BOY CLERK (I) 467.8250 BIG BOY CLERK (I) 030.8400 BIG BOY CUSTOMER (R) 457.6000 BIG BOY CUSTOMER (R) 030.8400 BURGER KING 031.0000 BURGER KING CORPORATION 100.0000 BURGER KING (PRIVATE LINE) 103.5000 BURGER KING (PRIVATE LINE) 110.9000 BURGER KING (PRIVATE LINE) 114.8000 BURGER KING (PRIVATE LINE) 127.3000 BURGER KING (PRIVATE LINE) 154.5700 BURGER KING 170.3050 BURGER KING CLERK 30.84000 BURGER KING CUSTOMER 457.5500 BURGER KING CUSTOMER 457.5625 BURGER KING 457.5750 BURGER KING 457.6000 BURGER KING 457.8250 BURGER KING 460.8875 BURGER KING 461.5375 BURGER KING CUSTOMER (R) 463.2875 BURGER KING CORPORATION 465.8875 BURGER KING CLERK 467.7750 BURGER KING CLERK 467.7875 BURGER KING CLERK 467.8000 BURGER KING CLERK 467.8250 BURGER KING CLERK 031.0000 CHICK FIL A 170.3050 CHICK FIL A 030.8400 DAIRY QUEEN 154.5700 DAIRY QUEEN 033.4000 DUNKIN DONUTS 082.5000 DUNKIN DONUTS (PRIVATE LINE) 100.0000 DUNKIN DONUTS (PRIVATE LINE) 114.8000 DUNKIN DONUTS (PRIVATE LINE) 127.3000 DUNKIN DONUTS (PRIVATE LINE) 457.5500 DUNKIN DONUTS 467.7750 DUNKIN DONUTS 031.0000 FOSTER FREEZE 170.3050 FOSTER FREEZE 030.8400 HARDEE'S 031.0000 HARDEE'S 035.0200 HARDEE'S 151.6850 HARDEE'S 151.8050 HARDEE'S 154.5700 HARDEE'S 154.6000 HARDEE'S 170.3050 HARDEE'S 457.5500 HARDEE'S 457.5750 HARDEE'S 460.8875 HARDEE'S 461.1125 HARDEE'S 461.7125 HARDEE'S 466.1125 HARDEE'S 033.4000 JACK IN THE BOX 154.5400 JACK IN THE BOX 469.0250 JACK IN THE BOX 030.8200 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN 030.8400 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN 031.0000 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN CUSTOMER 033.4000 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN 082.5000 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN (PRIVATE LINE) 088.5000 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN (PRIVATE LINE) 123.0000 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN (PRIVATE LINE) 154.5400 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN 154.5700 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN 162.2000 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN (PRIVATE LINE) 170.3050 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN CLERK 457.5375 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN 457.5875 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN CUSTOMER 457.6000 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN 460.8875 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN 461.0875 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN 462.1625 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN 462.7500 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN 462.7625 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN 464.0875 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN 465.8875 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN 467.8125 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN CLERK 467.8875 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN 468.3875 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN 469.0875 KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN 030.8400 MCDONALD'S 031.0000 MCDONALD'S 033.1400 MCDONALD'S 033.4000 MCDONALD'S 033.7150 MCDONALD'S 035.0200 MCDONALD'S 035.1200 MCDONALD'S (BUSINESS) 067.7750 MCDONALD'S CUSTOMER 070.2450 MCDONALD'S CUSTOMER 071.1050 MCDONALD'S CUSTOMER 088.5000 MCDONALD'S (PRIVATE LINE) 100.0000 MCDONALD'S (PRIVATE LINE) 107.2000 MCDONALD'S (PRIVATE LINE) 141.3000 MCDONALD'S (PRIVATE LINE) 151.7150 MCDONALD'S 151.7750 MCDONALD'S 151.8950 MCDONALD'S 154.4900 MCDONALD'S CLERK 154.5400 MCDONALD'S 154.5700 MCDONALD'S 154.5800 MCDONALD'S CLERK 154.6000 MCDONALD'S 154.7000 MCDONALD'S 169.4450 MCDONALD'S 170.2450 MCDONALD'S 170.2500 MCDONALD'S 170.3050 MCDONALD'S 171.1050 MCDONALD'S 171.9050 MCDONALD'S 192.8000 MCDONALD'S (PRIVATE LINE) 457.5500 MCDONALD'S 461.0375 MCDONALD'S CUSTOMER 463.2875 MCDONALD'S CUSTOMER 464.0125 MCDONALD'S 464.5125 MCDONALD'S 466.0375 MCDONALD'S CLERK 467.7750 MCDONALD'S 468.2875 MCDONALD'S CLERK 469.0125 MCDONALD'S 469.5125 MCDONALD'S CLERK 030.8400 MRS WINNERS DRIVE UP 030.8400 TACO BELL CUSTOMER 151.4000 TACO BELL (PRIVATE LINE) 154.5700 TACO BELL CLERK 162.2000 TACO BELL (PRIVATE LINE) 173.8000 TACO BELL (PRIVATE LINE) 457.5375 TACO BELL 457.5500 TACO BELL 460.8875 TACO BELL 461.0375 TACO BELL 461.0875 TACO BELL 461.5375 TACO BELL 464.9625 TACO BELL 465.8875 TACO BELL CLERK 466.0375 TACO BELL 466.0875 TACO BELL 466.5375 TACO BELL 468.3875 TACO BELL 469.9625 TACO BELL 030.8400 WENDY'S 031.0000 WENDY'S 049.8300 WENDY'S CUSTOMER 049.8900 WENDY'S CLERK 100.0000 WENDY'S (PRIVATE LINE) 110.9000 WENDY'S (PRIVATE LINE) 154.5700 WENDY'S 170.3050 WENDY'S 457.5375 WENDY'S 460.8875 WENDY'S 461.0875 WENDY'S 461.8125 WENDY'S 465.8875 WENDY'S 466.0875 WENDY'S 468.3875 WENDY'S 461.8125 WHITE CASTLE 461.8125 WHITE CASTLE CUSTOMER 466.8125 WHITE CASTLE CLERK 170.2450 WIRELESS MICS 170.3050 WIRELESS MICS 171.1050 WIRELESS MICS 171.9050 WIRELESS MICS Yay.... 4. OK, I Have These Freqs And I Can Listen To These Fools, How Is This Fun? -------------------- This is great you can do anything from blackmail people, to call their houses and jump in the conversation, giggle, ok I'm tired ill write more later. Lates for now --- phizban the dark elf (neonmage@aol.com) ______________ ______________ < ______________ > Free Food From Fast Food Restaurants < ______________ > \______________< By Amer1can Zer0 >______________/ Explained ------------ Okay, this prank will basically allow you to get free fast food from anywhere. It works all the time, if you don't use it too much. Maybe once a month from each fast food place. You can usually get by with this once or so a month. Try it at as many different fast food restaurants as you wish. So far I have only tried it at Booger Kunt and McDickels. Step-By-Step ------------ First pick a fast food restaurant to fuck over. This should be one you haven't been to recently, or that you haven't done this to in a while. Then, look up their number in the phone book and write it down in a special notepad! If you do that for every place to do this to, you won't need to keep looking the numbers up. After you find the number, plan what you are going to say. Say something like "I was just at your restaurant and I ordered a large coke, a cheese burger, and a large fry. But instead you gave me a fish burger and a small fry." Now, make sure you tell them you ordered something big, but you got something smaller in return because then they will give you a coupon worth a larger amount. Then they'll ask for your name and address. Tell them it and they'll send it to your house. You may want to make a fake name. Then in 1 week or less you should have your free coupon. Its easy as that! --- Amer1can Zer0 (superman_goes_pop@yahoo.com) ____________ ___________ < ____________ > How To Burn A Computer From The Inside Out < ___________ > \____________< By Bor >____________/ Ingredients: ------------- 1.) 3.5" floppy disk of any brand. 2.) One VERY small piece of magnesium 3.) One Eyedropper 4.) Water to put in the eyedropper of course. Instructions: ------------- 1.) Open the floppy disk carefully. Make sure that you'll be able to put it back together once you're done doing what you're going to do. 2.) Put the VERY small piece of magnesium on one side of the inside of the disk. 3.) Put your water in the eyedropper, and put one or two drops of water on the other side of the disk. 4.) This is the most important part to make sure that you won't get your ass burned. Put the disk together, but make sure that the water and the magnesium DO NOT TOUCH. If they touch, when that bitch sizzles, run away... fast. 5.) Now that you have the disk put together, find the computer that you want to destroy. 6.) Take the disk, and oh so carefully insert it into the floppy disk drive. 7.) RUN!!! 8.) Now from the computer you should see a very bright white fire, when the disk begins to spin. This will without a doubt fry most of the components inside the computer, and will make the computer impossible to use. 9.) DON'T GET CAUGHT. Remember. You shouldn't do anything that I wrote about above. It was just for joking purposes only. I would have said eductaional, but, c'mon. --- Bor (b0r@softhome.com) ______ ______ < ______ > Follow-Up: File Sharing Exploit (Win98 Version A Fix) < ______ > \______< By Jolly Spamhead >______/ Recently I have been informed that some people are having an issue with the file sharing exploit article I wrote for UPL018. I know the problem and solution, so try the jolly spamhead super hacker dos run box way...:P First off make sure Log On To Network is checked in your dial up networking box (Some ISP's tell u to turn it off so u can't do this exploit so tell them to go fuck themselves!!) Once you scan for a ip with file sharing on (20) goto the run box and type in the following... net view \\ip.add.re.ss U should get the following This will show you any open shares on the target machine as well if it is password protected. If there ARE any open shares it will also nicely provide you with the names of those shares. You should see something like this: Shared resources at \\xxx.xx.xxx.xx Share name Type Used as Comment ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- c Disk d Disk Utilities Disk The command completed successfully. The one you are looking for is the C share but it often can be another name. Next, you want to make that system part of your local network which is done with the command: net use x: \\ip.add.re.ss\c That maps your X drive to the victims C drive assuming their drive isn't password protected. If you find the drive IS password protected, just skip it for now and move on. You can brute force the password later if you want to but I don't think its worth it (We are looking for irc lamers who forgot to turn file sharing off not WIN NT Guru's remember?). ;) You can now open up your windows explorer and browse the mapped remote drive at will...and remember to disconnect (Right click on the drive x) once you get tired of fucking with their system, and make sure all other internet proggy's besides maybe ostro are not going to get a better connect rate. Peace and power to all that are down with Jolly Spamhead! --- Jolly Spamhead (system75@tiac.net) ______________________ ______________________ < ______________________ > Running From The Law < ______________________ > \______________________< By Letter God >______________________/ At some time in your life, you may find yourself in a situation where you'll need to run to avoid being sent to prison. Now, I don't mean "running from the law" as in a car chase, I mean it as in you've done something that will bring you jail time and you're pretty sure you're going to get caught. This is no easy decision. Some people couldn't stand to leave their family and friends. Don't make the choice lightly. But if you do decide that you're going to run, there are a few things you should do to prepare. First, you should figure out what exactly your situation is. For most people, this will serve as a guide in case you get in some trouble. But others are already in a situation where jail is more imminent, such as those on probation who can't seem to live crime-free (I feel you on that.) The latter actually has advantages, because you have time to prepare for the inevitable. But before you continue, you should find out how much trouble you can get into for violating probation (like if you have a suspended sentence on your head.) Anyway, once you know these consequences (or if you're one lucky members of the former group), it's time to prepare. The first thing you need to have is a car. Even if you don't have a license, or you can only afford a '78 Corolla, get a car that runs. Without a car, the rest of this is going to be really hard. Not impossible, but hard. If you are rich enough to be able to choose what kind of car you're going to get, get something generic and common, like maybe a Ford Taurus, Honda Accord, or a Toyota anything. If you're really cool, get a nice full-size sedan or even better, a large sport coupe (base model, not a flashy one) like a Cougar, Monte Carlo, or T-Bird. These last three are fast but common, and can hold pretty much cargo. I'd avoid trucks, vans, and SUV's because they're big, slow, inmanuverable, and get shit gas mileage. Now that you've got a car, you need to equip it. Get a large backpack or duffel bag, then get some versatile, durable clothes and put them in. Get at least 2-3 pairs. Also get some T-shirts, socks, underwear, maybe a jacket, and some boots. Boots are better than shoes because they are versatile and durable, plus waterproof, warmer, etc. Add a hat, if you're the hat-wearing type. OK, now you've got clothing covered. Get a couple of warm blankets. An air mattress is nice. So is a small tent, unless you have a big ass car you can sleep in. Now you'll also need a knife or two, and I'd also recommend a handgun. If you get caught with it you'll go to jail, but if you get caught for anything you'll go to jail, so that doesn't really matter unless you're stupid and flash the gun and get arrested for that. If you don't like guns, whatever, you'll be OK without one. Get some canned food or delicious MRE's and put them in the bag. Put your now-bulging bag in the trunk. If you don't already have it, get some Fix-It-Flat and a 5-gallon can of gas, and any other tools you have (tools are always useful.) A few fake-ids are great, even if they're shitty. You can do a lot with a photocopy of a driver's license and social security card on a piece of paper (carefully edited, of course.) The final and most important ingredient is cash. Get as much as you can, cash only because they'll be watching your checking and credit card accounts for activity. Consider keeping your money on yourself in case the car gets stolen or you have to run and can't get to the car or something. Money will get you anything. Now you're ready, unless you're too poor even for that '78 Corolla. If you can't get a car, you have to be ready to steal one. Pick one out, one near your house (another near work too) and try to get the keys for it. If not, learn about hot-wiring or find a pre-1985 Toyota, find a pre-1985 Toyota key, file it down, and now it'll start most pre-1985 Toyota's. Don't forget to test. This actually does work, there's also a whole file on it out there somewhere. I doubt there are many people who have the bad luck to not have a car and not be able to get a set of keys anyway, but I don't discriminate based on financial equity. Onto the act. This is simpler. Get in your car and go. Get the hell out of the state, the country if you did something really bad and there's going to be a FBI manhunt or something. If you have time, put stolen plates on the car, preferably ones that won't come up stolen, even better ones from the same make and model of car. Now, I live where I can get out of the state in an hour or less going two different directions. If you live east of the Mississippi, you can most likely do this in 2 hours or less. If you live in some wack state like Wyoming (Wyoming is the worst state in the Union, by the way) with a population density of 1 person per million square miles, then hopefully you choose a route so sparse no one will even see you. Anyway, the main thing is be slick. Don't speed, don't swerve, don't play the radio loud, don't be stupid. Don't attract attention. But don't waste time. Drive non-stop (within reason) until you're out. It's best if you're gone before they even know it. Now, let's say you're an idiot and get pulled over by the cops for speeding. Although getting in a police chase is stupid, your 10% or so chance of getting away is better than the 100% chance of going to jail when the cop runs the plates and gets big letters on the screen the say "HE IS A FUGITIVE. GET HIM." If you're near the state line, go for it, but remember that you'll have to ditch the cops at some point, this isn't Bonnie & Clyde, cops in hot pursuit CAN cross state lines. If you can't get out of the state, you need to ditch the car and steal another, or at least a new set of plates. Then get out of the state ASAP. An interesting alternative if you fear roadblocks is to take an alternative, non-direct, non-freeway route. This always can confuse the men-in-blue. Well, this is getting too long, so good luck with that fugitive status, and remember, use common sense. --- Letter God (Jhack2@aol.com) __________________________ _________________________ < __________________________ > Phreaked < _________________________ > \__________________________< By Twisted Faith >_________________________/ When I first got into phreaking I thought that I was going to be like James Bond. Always on the go, dodging those damn Soviet Union spys and out smarting them with my super secret toys. It didn't take me long to find out that its more like dodging the Seven-Eleven guy and his gang of sand elf's from kicking my ass out of the store because I had a backpack. When I went in search of all those nifty toys I heard about, all I found was one site after the other that had about a million Flooders, pingers, dingers, voodoo-hoodoo things that make your eyes go pop, but never worked. All the information I found on phreaking was either watered down to piss or so damn old there talking about how fast there 9600 modems are. I read allot of garbage before I figured out that my newly found hobby wasn’t so easy as I first thought. Theres allot that goes into being a phreak, and none of that is getting 6 gigs of warez and spamming the hell out of somebody’s channel to make 20cents... I started to get really upset with the phreak scene. And I think it was because I came into the scene around mid-1998, the same time a lot of E-zines closed down. But the appeal of being some cool James Bond type character was still there. Now I never really gave up on the scene. Just disappointed I didn't get my own gadget man like Bond did. So I became my own "Q", and I'm going to list some items that I own and carry around with me wherever I go, and maybe they might inspirer you with your hobby. List ---- - Micro Recorder: I've gottn' a hold of some redbox tones and recorded them on my Olympus Pearlcorder s713. I wouldn't put to much faith into redboxing anymore because about 97% of all the payphones I’ve found mute the mic ‘til you have money in the hopper and have already paid for you call. But have one around to record your call's so people can hear how 3133t0 you are when you prank call you exgirlfriend. - Beige box: I've found out that the smaller the phone you use, the less you look like a idiot. And I should know, the First BeigeBox I made was a old phone I stole from my grandma, one of those phone's with the 4 foot buttons. Imagine me standing out side with a phone bigger then my head boxing a call - "Why no officer, I was just walking to my local youth group and I, I, I, oh shit." I've found a lot of cool things at my local Radio Shack that have made Beigeboxing so much easier. And If you can find the money to invest into some new equipment get yourself one of their mini phones. My phone is so small I can cover the keypad with a quarter. The one I have looks like this: = = = \ / ()-------------)) <-- HeadSet - - /-----\ - |1 2 3| - |4 5 6| - |7 8 9|===== |* 0 #| -- -- Dialpad | {}{} <----- alligator clips (DUH) | |||| |-----------/^/ Well you get the idea. The Radio Shack Catalog number for my phone is 43-2100, it goes for about $12, if for some reason you can't find that phone I recommend another Cat No. 940-0763, it goes for $19, I used to own one and it worked great, just don't fall into any water with a high salt content with it, trust me. - Tone Dialer: They also call these white boxs, Make one or buy one from Radio Shack or Frys, I would go to Frys for this one because I've seen them for as little as $9.99, I got my dialer from Radio Shack and paid $15.99! They come in really handy when you find a phone thats had its dial pad bashed in or you call a 1-800 number on a COCOT and have them hang up on you and hope it dumps you on a real dial tone with only the key pad locked and not the mic... The last couple of things you would probable find on me would be a small knife, some candy, my notebook (or should I say Electronic Rolodex, thanks uncle Ray) with a shit load of fun 1-800 numbers... :) and last I would have to say would be a bag of Chee-Tos, you heard me right bitch, I need my Chee-Tos to get in the phreaking mood. And Before I go (Oh you could tell the Chee-toss thing was a exit call, bejesus) I would just like to point out that I wrote this file just to give the common phreak and some of his fellow hobbyists the low down on what some of us are careering around now a days. Well, C-ya. --- Twisted Faith _____________________ _____________________ < _____________________ > Chat Log Happy Fun Time < _____________________ > \_____________________< By Various Losers >_____________________/ [AOL Instant Messanger - Begin Logging] hi Im NitePhreak: I just closed the window by accident, could you send me that conversationif you havent closed the window yet.... nawleed: um no hi Im NitePhreak: Ok nawleed: FUCK YOU TALL GUY hi Im NitePhreak: Are you mad at me now? hi Im NitePhreak: I'm not that tall hi Im NitePhreak: I'm not short, but I'm not really tall nawleed: yes you are tough guy hi Im NitePhreak: Compus talll nawleed: YES YOU ARE nawleed: TOUGH GUY hi Im NitePhreak: Im average height hi Im NitePhreak: How about you? nawleed: you wanna be tough now tough guy? nawleed: I'm not that tough hi Im NitePhreak: when was I being tough? hi Im NitePhreak: You said tall at first, not tough nawleed: just now guy! hi Im NitePhreak: You called me tall guy nawleed: you're a tough tall guy hi Im NitePhreak: And i simply explained that I wasnt tough guy hi Im NitePhreak: Ok un-tough midget guy nawleed: I'm not a midget, buddy hi Im NitePhreak: Ye you are nawleed: NO I AM NOT nawleed: I AM EIGHT FEET TALL AND SEVEN INCHES nawleed: TOUGH GUY hi Im NitePhreak: So you're the tall guy now nawleed: damn straight jebus hi Im NitePhreak: Ok, tall un-tough guy hi Im NitePhreak: Who's jebus? nawleed: you are guy! hi Im NitePhreak: Ok tall untough guy nawleed: WELL OKAY THEN JEFUS hi Im NitePhreak: Who's jefus? nawleed: you are jebus hi Im NitePhreak: Yea, but you said Jefus nawleed: you're jefus too jebus hi Im NitePhreak: How can i be both? nawleed: you're special hi Im NitePhreak: Why thank you... nawleed: no problem jebfus hi Im NitePhreak: Now who the hell is Jebfus? nawleed: it's a mix between jebus and jefus hi Im NitePhreak: SO i have 5 names now, I'm realy special nawleed: no you're not nawleed: you're adolph hitler hi Im NitePhreak: Is he the guy that made the Hilton Hotels? nawleed: no nawleed: he like, killed jews and stuff hi Im NitePhreak: Well you're the butcher, he killed cows nawleed: butchers like, fight for the american way hi Im NitePhreak: Hitler is dead though hi Im NitePhreak: So I can't be him nawleed: no he's not nawleed: you're adolph hitler hi Im NitePhreak: American shmamerican nawleed: and I'm jesus christ hi Im NitePhreak: No, you're Adolph Hitler, and there's no such thing as Jesus christ nawleed: no YOU'RE adolph hitler nawleed: and I'm jesus christ! hi Im NitePhreak: No, YOU"RE ADOLPH HITLER hi Im NitePhreak: And I'm JEFUS CHRIST nawleed: FUCK YOU nawleed: FUCK YOU nawleed: SHUT THE FUCK UP hi Im NitePhreak: AND I'm JEBUS CHRIST nawleed: FUCK JEBUS hi Im NitePhreak: ANd I'm averagely heighted tough guy nawleed: FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK hi Im NitePhreak: And I'm NitePhreak nawleed: FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKED UP FUCKS hi Im NitePhreak: And you're n0llid nawleed: THOSE FUCKED UP FUCKUPS FUCKING SUCK nawleed: TOLD YOU ONCE YOU STUPID CUNTS hi Im NitePhreak: and you're rev nawleed nawleed: THOSE FUCKED UP FUCKUPS ARE FUCKED UP hi Im NitePhreak: So just be quiet,i was right, you do have te intellect of a 5 year old with a potty mouth nawleed: whatever. nawleed: YOU GO SQUISH NOW [AOL Instant Messanger - End Logging] Session Start: Fri Apr 29 16:04:50 2000 Session Ident: Jessica Girl (*****.*****.*****.net) Hi! hola, what's up? not much. I see. By the way, who the hell are you and why are you messaging me? oh sorry, i saw you in #punk and thought i would say hi. i will leave you alone if you want me to No, that's all right I guess. oh, okay, good. where you from? Uh, California. cool, i'm from utah whats your name hello? Oh, uh, sorry, I'm a little slow. I'm Canadian, eh. My name is Robert. Robert Baitchen. My friends call me Bob Bitchin' oh okay. You said your canadian, when did you move to the US? I didn't, I've never even been to the US. so you lied when you said you lived in california?? Uhm, no... I do live in California. California Alberta Canada. Why, is there a city named California in the US too? well no californias a state in the US Oh, sorry. I'm not very good at geology. You mean geography? Oh, oh yeah. Sorry, I'm kinda slow, I'm canadian, eh? okay.... so, Bob bitching, what bands do you like? Don't call me that! How dare you! I'm offended! what?? i thought you said your friends call you that Don't even talk to me if you're going to use such foul language! but you told me to call you that FUCK YOU! LEAVE ME ALONE! Session Close: Sat Apr 29 16:16:15 2000 Session Start: Thu Mar 09 17:58:33 2000 HEY ASSHOLE! HI how's life? oh, it's... it's okay yea, well i hate my girlfriend. what else is new? let's see..... i want [name with-held] right, right.... and like, i called her today mmm hmmm but her answering machine picked up, and i was like, relieved. because i'm too pussy to talk to women. i also crax0red her pager code hehe wow. you're elite and stuff. no no, i'm ijeet oh, my mistake but like, [name with-held] has started to call and stuff again. she stopped when i started going w/ my girlfriend and started up again after i told her i wanted to break up with my girlfriend. or so it seems. so maybe she wants mad sex. .....or not. whoa, your life is like a soap opera a nerdy, white soap opera yea..... i should like, put my life on a live webcam heh but that'd just be you sitting in your room wishing you could use your computer ooooh yeah..... and seeing [name with-held] looming through my masturbatory fantasies like a titan eww i mean, uh.... i mean watch her like, be my friend or something. I don't wanna hear about your masturbatory fantasies linear sorry sir one time i beat off in a motel goddammit heehee, okay, that was just beyond the limits of good taste I don't want to hear about it!@#$ i told [name with-held] how like, i hate my girlfriend. what'd she say? "take me, linear, take me now!" "where? i'm low on gas and you don't have a jacket..." heehee no.... she just wanted to know why and stuff i should have been like "well.... because you loom like a titan in my masturbatory fantasies, [name with-held]." haha then she would've been like, "um, I'd better not talk to you anymore then." and then I would've laughed at you or something no no no, it would be like "that's so sweet" "yea, now sit on my face, baby..." "oh linear, you have such a great sense of humor, i think i will ::sit:: " haha whatever man heehee tomorrow i'll go to [name with-held] and be like "Hey, let's get butt-naked and fuck!" sure you will yea..... i'll probably be like "hi....[name with-held].... ::sweat sweat:: uh, i'll just be on my way....." yea... you geek the other day i was talking to her and i was like "dammit! i hate girls..... except you of course..." and she was like "uh, what?" "er.... look over there!" and when she turned around i set her hair on fire to distract her from what i had just said. it permanently maimed her face, but it sure did save me from an embarrassing position. hahaha sicko actually she just kinda laughed and said "yea, i'm an exception of course...." THEN i set her hair on fire. did you use a lighter or a match? lighter of course, nawleed. this IS the 21st century. actually, it's not uhm, yea it is.... the common era began with the year 1, so technically we're still in the 20th century it's 2000 you hoe. oh shut up. it's true yea, but it's a technicality. so? you're still an idiot if you believe this is the 21st century stupid wop-diego. DON'T CALL ME A WOP-DIEGO i'm sorry honey, that was way out of line..... will you ever forgive me?? not until you admit that we're in the 20th century fine dammit. we're still in the 20th century. yay! * linear mutters "asshole". * nawleed chants, "I'm right and linear's wrong" oh and hey, what's a wop-diego? a wop is racial slur for an itallian.... and so is diego.... only i think it might be "daygo" but i'm not really sure oh, so you were calling me an italian... that's a spicy meatball! i wonder how i could like.... find out if [name with-held] like.... wants to evaluate the linear equation..... * linear shakes his head. that was pathetically lame. lol or if she wants to flow with linear motion if she wants to see things in linear perspective heh, yea if she wants to watch the linear function how do you watch a linear function? in linear perspective of course, dumbass. oh.. gee, I don't have a freaking clue how I missed that one heehee i need to get rid of my girlfriend. i know! we can roll her up in a carpet and throw her off a bridge! ::giggle:: I don't get it... if you hate her so much then like, why is she your girlfriend? because she isn't my boyfriend, i guess/ uh... okay no, i need to break up with her, but like, i have this inability to change my station in life. I.... see you've got problems, linear yea, that's what the leprochaun tells me. holy shit, you see that leprochaun too?!@#$ yea!$# he tells me to burn things!!! he tells me to club baby seals!@#%& "you've done a good job.... but you know what you have to do now: burn them! burn them all!" haha tomorrow nawleed, i'm going to do it. i'm going to tell [name with-held] how i feel.... smooth. because i use lotion. ba dum, CHING! * linear giggles uncontrolably "[name with-held]! there's something i need to tell you. i think you oughta know how i feel: smooth.... that's right... smooth. i use vasoline intensive care, baby!" "oh, linear.... can i sit on your face??" "well..... i have a girlfriend...." "it's okay.... i can kill her...." "excellent...." ::sit:: what is it with you and face-sitting? face sitting makes the world go 'round! okay... * nawleed turns the laughing gas back on heeheeheehee! hooha! hahahaheheheheh hee! hhahahaha oh man i smell gas.... pleasant gas.... night night gas! nawleed...... i must do something about my situation! yep. you sure do. quick! take this pen.... and jab it into my girlfriend's head. !@$# okay * nawleed takes this pen and jabs it into linear's girlfriend's head woohoo! she's dead. now, i must take my leave of you.... my face awaits [name with-held]! Session Close: Thu Mar 09 18:52:36 2000 Session Start: Fri May 19 03:04:07 2000 *** Now talking in #nsync *** Topic is 'i'm feenin for you and i don't know what to do, so now you're near, don't leave me here, cuz i'm so into youuuuuuuu' *** Set by DeeperShadeOfBlue on Thu May 18 22:18:28 hi *** miaka`yui is now known as `ayane okay so one time Randy Beaman was making funny faces and his mom said if someone slaps you on the back your face will stay that way and he kept making faces and then someone slapped him on the back and it stayed that way. <`ayane> hi <`ayane> asl asl? <`ayane> u 1st me 1st asl? what's a asl? *** bsb^LINDA^nsync (mw@203.106.90.253) has joined #nsync *** Furukawa has quit IRC (Quit: Lock your door, that you may keep your neighbours honest.) hello people hello person hi asl plz you too? and yes i am a person 18 f malaysia everyone wants me to asl. what's asl?? age/sex/location ewwwwww!!! gross why gross I can't believe someone would want to know the location of my.. icky. well it is up to you wather to tell or not now I'm offended i guess it is ok with me ok so what's a nsync then? I saw the room and it says nsync does that mean asl? a group no a group of what? it is a boy band you mean like singing band? yes ohhhh ok so what do they sing, like rap or something? you're sure not in your pre teen age they sing pop music I'm in my asl. Pop music. ok yes Like that funk soul brother right about now? Is that nsync? that's a song I heard no it's a cool song go check out the webby then that is the fat boy slim songs where you from anyway which is he, fat or slim? god he can't be both help me I'm from New Mexico Roy, NM so the fat slim guy sang the funk soul brother. yes what does nsync sing? like what song? that song called ' rockerfella skunk' or something like that bye bye bye you're going? *** `ayane has quit IRC (Write Error: Operation timed out) so nsync sang the rockerfella skunk, how's that go? no oh my gos help me no no? no what? never mind that ok.. i am leaving nice chatting with ya *** bsb^LINDA^nsync (mw@203.106.90.253) has left #nsync Session Close: Fri May 19 03:17:08 2000 [AOL Instant Messanger - Begin Logging] {{note: Mr Verylongname is Rufus T. Firefly}} Mr Verylongname: So, as I was saying, what did you do to the donkeys when you were finished? Mr Verylongname: You know, the donkeys? Mr Verylongname: Donkeys, man, donkeys! DreamOfWing: Sorry. the user of this computer is on leave now. Mr Verylongname: oh dear, is it because of something I said? DreamOfWing: Would you recontact him/her on monday/ Mr Verylongname: who is this? DreamOfWing: Sorry. contact the right person on Monday. Mr Verylongname: i mean if you are not the computer user, who are you that are using the computer that they are not using? Mr Verylongname: are you someone who is stealing their computer that you are using? Mr Verylongname: or are you a family member cactus? DreamOfWing: No kidding please I have bunch of works to do with this computer. Sorry again. No message please Mr Verylongname: so you are a computer thief who is complaining about messages that belong to the rightful kitchen owner of the computer?? Mr Verylongname: perhaps I should call the police about the computer thief camaro chevette! Previous message was not received by DreamOfWing because of error: User DreamOfWing is not available. [AOL Instant Messanger - End Logging] _____________________________ __________________________ < _____________________________ > disclaimer < __________________________ > The United Phone Losers are not role models. The things described in this document should never be tried by anyone. In fact, you shouldn't have even read this file. What would your mother say if she caught you reading this? You make us sick! Oh, and when the authorities ask where you got all this information, just say Cult of the Dead Cow or something. "Wasn't me, Slim Shady Said To Do It Again!" ________________________ ______________________ < ________________________ > United Phone Losers < ______________________ > <-editor-> linear (linear@phonelosers.net) <-staff-> Jaded el caco (jaded@phonelosers.net) (el.caco@phonelosers.net) Jc (jc@phonelosers.net) Rufus T. 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