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201-460-9879 & 9616 & 9600 Somewhere in Rutherford, New Jersey
201-460-9899 & 9399 Somewhere in Rutherford, New Jersey
203-933-9795 Strong Stadium - near New Haven, Connecticut
203-933-9724 my high school - Connecticut
206-627-9350 & 9224 & 9067 & 9056 Progress House - Washington
206-526-9321 GreenLake Park - Seattle, Washington - (on a busy footpath)
209-292-9894 & 9809 & 9851 & 9852 & 9901 Fresno State University - California
209-473-9001 & 9002 & 9003 Some shopping center  - Stockholm, California
209-473-9227 Shell Station - Stockholm, California
209-473-9824 & 9326 Lyons - Stockholm, California
213-972-9618 & 9812 & 9813 & 9601 Amtrack Train Station - Los Angeles, CA 
216-871-9824 Some fucking church - call on Sundays. rotary dial. 
216-871-9802, 216-871-9801--Rini Rego Supermarket, Westlake OH
216-892-9814, 216-892-9864--Hampton Inn, Westlake OH
216-871-9834, 216-871-9757, 216-871-9779--Kmart, Westlake OH
216-892-9821, Wendy's Westlake, OH
216-871-9719, 216-871-9723, McDonald's Westlake OHIO
216-871-9738, Marcs discount store, Westlake, OHIO
306-634-2614 comp school - estevan - sk Canada
308-532-9933 Some Gas Station in North Platte, Nebraska
308-762-9978 The Oh-So Super 8 Hotel - Alliance, Nebraksa
314-642-8292 The Iron Skillet-King City, Missouri (Really strange truck stop)
314-421-7958 & 9907 St. Louis Gateway Arch - St. Louis, MO (by women's rr)
314-342-9654 St. Louis Gateway Arch - St. Louis, MO (by women's restroom)
314-342-9631 & 9324 St. Louis Gateway Arch - St. Louis, MO (by men's restroom)
314-421-9909 St. Louis Gateway Arch - St. Louis, MO (by men's restroom) 
317-297-0294 Lafayette Square Cinema - Indianapolis, Indiana (In Lobby) 
317-290-0229 & 0231 Lafayette Square Mall - Indianapolis, Indiana (By Theater)
401-739-9719 near a cumberland farms on post road - warwick, Rhode Island
401-737-9612 Toll Gate High School - Warwick, Rhode Island
401-737-9583 Toll Gate High School - Warwick, Rhode Island
401-737-9600 Toll Gate High School - Warwick, Rhode Island
401-737-9717 Toll Gate High School - Warwick, Rhode Island
401-739-9789 on centerville road near AAA - Warwick, Rhode Island
408-720-0912 Liquor store across from Fremont HS - Sunnyvale, CA 
408-725-7909 & 7925: 10080 N. Wolfe Rd. - Cupertino, CA 
408-725-9403 & 9707: 10123 N. Wolfe Rd. - Cupertino, CA 

408-725-9705 & 9706: Emporium, Vallco Mall - Cupertino, CA

408-730-1843: 625 South Mary - Sunnyvale, CA 408-730-8751: 944 W. El Camino Real - Sunnyvale, CA 408-738-8705: 939 W. El Camino Real - Sunnyvale, CA 408-738-9010: Safeway Shopping Center - Sunnyvale, CA

408-738-9076 & 9082: 665 W. Olive - Sunnyvale, CA 408-738-9083: Dairy Belle #17 - Sunnyvale, CA 408-738-9102: 996 W. El Camino Real - Sunnyvale, CA 408-738-9181: 877 Fremont Ave. - Sunnyvale, CA 408-738-9428: Sunnyvale Public Library - Sunnyvale, CA

408-738-9501 & 9536: Shell station by Jake's Pizza - Sunnyvale, CA 408-738-9511: Toys-R-Us - Sunnyvale, CA 408-738-9614: 1198 W. El Camino Real - Sunnyvale, CA 408-738-9674: Fremont HS, outside science auditorium - Sunnyvale, CA 408-738-9738 & 9741: Safeway - Sunnyvale, CA

408-738-9743: 1169 El Camino Real - Sunnyvale, CA 408-738-9764: 1195 W. El Camino Real - Sunnyvale, CA

408-738-9827: 777 E. El Camino Real - Sunnyvale, CA

408-738-9987: Fremont HS, by boys' locker room - Sunnyvale, CA 408-746-9136 & 9140: Macy's, Sunnyvale Mall - Sunnyvale, CA

408-746-9447: 1105 W. El Camino Real - Sunnyvale, CA

408-746-9506 & 9507: 787 E. El Camino Real - Sunnyvale, CA

408-746-9808: 1165 El Camino Real - Sunnyvale, CA

408-746-9810: 785 El Camino Real - Sunnyvale, CA

408-773-8540: Fremont HS, outside main building - Sunnyvale, CA 408-624-9837 & 9851 Mid-Valley Safeway - Carmel Valley, CA 413-562-9764 Ely Campus Center - Westfield State College - Westfield, Mass. 413-572-9039 Ely Campus Center - Westfield State College - Westfield, Mass. 413-572-9021 CITGO gas station - Westfield, Massachussetts 413-572-4539 Dunkin Donuts - Westfield, Massachussetts 413-568-0553 Cumberland Farms convienience store - Westfield, Massachussetts 413-562-9842 Barney's Diner - Westfield, Massachussetts 413-568-2770 Barney's Diner - Westfield, Massachussetts 413-568-2738 accross from Amici Coffee House - Westfield, Massachussetts 413-568-2707 accross from Amici Coffee House - Westfield, Massachussetts 413-568-1413 Mobil Mart - Westfield, Massachussetts 415-362-9096 Ferry Station - San Francisco, California 415-332-9927 some restaurant - San Francisco, California 415-877-9915 & 9727 San Francisco Airport - San Fransisco, California 503-256-9428 & 9437 Carrows Restuarant - Portland, Oregon 503-666-9904 & 9898 City Hall Max Train Stop, Portland, Oregon 503-774-9301 & 9023 Fred Meyer's - Portland, Oregon (Front Entrance) 503-774-9413 & 9402 Fred Meyer's - Portland, Oregon (Side Entrance) 503-926-9072 Albany General Hospital - Albany, Oregon (by cafeteria)

505-327-7012 & 2910 Conoco Gas Station - Farmington, New Mexico 503-256-8041 Gateway Transit Center, Portland, Oregon 503-280-9346 Hollywood Transit Center - Portland, Oregon 503-283-9326 & 9153 Jatzen Beach Mall - Portland, Oregon (By Binyon's) 503-283-9324 & 9319 Jatzen Beach Mall - Portland, Oregon (By Ice Cream Store) 503-283-9096 & 9037 Jatzen Beach Mall - Portland, Oregon (By Radio Shack) 503-249-9910 & 9911, 9939 Lloyd Center Mall - Portland, Oregon (Nordstrom's) 503-256-8025 Max Mart Deli - Portland, Oregon 503-249-9017 & 9845, 9429 PDX Portland International Airport - Portland, Oregon 503-249-9805 PDX " " " - Portland, Oregon..(lots of people around) 503-249-9423 & 9424 Lloyd Center Mall - Portland, Oregon (Meier & Frank) 503-666-9806 Reynold's High School - Troutdale, Oregon 503-967-3089 & 9998 Fred Meyers - Albany, Oregon 503-926-9179 Fred Meyers - Albany, Oregon 503-755-9402 Elderberry Inn, Jewell, OR 505-887-9000 K-Mart - Carlsbad, New Mexico 505-843-9067 Waffle House - Albequerqe, New Mexico 510-820-9809 Starbucks Coffee - outside of San Francisco, California

512-882-0932 & 0941 City Hall, Corpus Christi, Texas 512-882-0942 & 0943 & 0907 City Hall, Corpus Christi, Texas 512-416-9900 & 9901 Dance Across Texas Club - Austin, Texas 512-477-0114 & 0619, 0621, 0118, 0602 Raddison Hotel - Austin, Texas 512-445-9070 & 9068 Ramada Inn South - Austin, Texas..(Home of HoHoCon '94) 512-447-5283 Skate Across Texas - Austin, Texas..(Call in evening).. 512-478-0113 & 0126 Sheraton Hotel - Austin, Texas (By pool area) 512-882-0932 & 0941 City Hall, Corpus Christi, Texas 512-882-0942 & 0943 & 0907 City Hall, Corpus Christi, Texas 512-882-0055 Casa De Roy - Corpus Christi, Texas (Mexican Restaurant) 517-774-2934 College, Michigan (Lower level, East hall) 517-774-2935 College, Michigan (Lobby of Barnes Hall) 517-669-9091 Dewitt High School - Dewitt, Michigan 517-669 9051 outside Supermarket - Dewitt, Michigan 517-669 9093 Dewitt middle school - Dewitt, Michigan 541-995-9132 K&K Market, Harisburg, OR 541-995-9113 Darimart, Harisburg, OR 541-942-9910 Killions Market, Cottage Grove, OR 541-688-9868 Willamette High School, Eugene, OR 609-585-1964 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by restrooms 609-585-1965 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by restrooms 609-585-1901 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by restrooms 609-585-9609 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by restrooms 609-585-9684 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by restrooms 609-585-9672 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by restrooms 609-585-9697 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by restrooms 609-585-1906 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by Caravel 609-585-1912 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by Caravel 609-585-9628 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by Caravel 609-585-9640 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by Caravel 609-585-9643 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by Caravel 609-585-9567 Southbound Rest Stop - New Jersey Turnpike by Caravel 609-395-9800 Molly Pitcher Rest Area - New Jersey 609-395-9814 Molly Pitcher Rest Area - New Jersey 609-655-9761 Molly Pitcher Rest Area - New Jersey 609-655-9762 Molly Pitcher Rest Area - New Jersey 609-655-9808 Molly Pitcher Rest Area - New Jersey 609-299-9851 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey in front of market 609-299-9866 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey in front of market 609-299-9797 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey in front of market 609-299-9790 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey in front of market 609-299-9714 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey 609-299-9715 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey 609-299-9837 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey 609-299-9875 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey 609-299-9613 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey by rest rooms 609-299-9614 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey by rest rooms 609-299-9615 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey by rest rooms 609-299-9702 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey by rest rooms 609-299-9718 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey by rest rooms 609-299-9807 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey by rest rooms 609-299-9808 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey by rest rooms 609-299-9809 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey by rest rooms 609-299-9810 Clara Barton Rest Area - New Jersey by rest rooms 610-791-9942 School - allentown penn 610-797-9942 middle school - allentown, pa (ask for stehphen kookan) 618-233-9319 Teen Center (Whoo hoo)/ Generations - Belleville, Illinois 618-233-9673 Township High School West - Belleville, Illinois (by the cafe) 618-656-9717 CottonWood Mall-Glen Carbon, Illinois (By movie Theater) 618-254-7178 Eastgate Cinema - East Alton, Illinois (In the lobby)

618-254-7214 Wood River Pizza Shop - Wood River, Illinois 618-344-9798 Shoney's Restaurant - Collinsville, Illinois (ask for Peggy) 619-421-9517 7-11 #1 Chula Vista, San Diego, California 619-421-9552 7-11 #2 Chula Vista, San Diego, California 619-421-9907 7-11 #3 Chula Vista, San Diego, California 619-421-9987 7-11 #4 Chula Vista, San Diego, California 619-421-9941 14676 H st Chula Vista, San Diego, California 619-421-9929 1487 H st Chula Vista, San Diego, California 619-421-9944 Home Depo - Chula Vista San Diego, California 619-421-9943 Home Depo - Chula Vista San Diego, California 619-574-9258 Camino Delrio - Chula Vista, San Diego, California 619-656-9914,9924 K-mart - Chula Vista, San Diego, California 619-422-9986 Chula Vista Library - San Diego, California 619-422-9816 Chula Vista Library - San Diego, California 714-962-9645 Wendy's - Fountain Valley, California 805-687-9217 Rusty's Pizza, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9081 St. Francis Hospital, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9284 & 9257 Santa Barbara Raquetball Club, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9057 Sonny's Pizza, Santa Barbara, CA 805-687-9040 & 9031, 9019 Sears, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9056 Tides Motel, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9165 Transit Center, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9122 & 9123 Train Station, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9267 Texaco, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9375 & 9365 Thrifty Gas, Santa Barbara, CA 805-687-9121 Winchell's Donuts, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9080 & 9038 West Beach, Santa Barbara, CA 805-963-9904 Winchell's Donuts (Milpas & Yanonali), Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9286 & 9156 7-Eleven (Castillo Street), Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9042 7-Eleven (Cliff Drive), Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9026 Arco Gas, Castillo Street - Santa Barbara, CA 805-687-9226 Alpine Motel, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9274 Antique Botique (Next to Stop N Go) - Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9117 & 9129 Andrea's Seafood Restaurant - Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9185 Arlington Theater (Men's RestRoom) - Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9181 Arlington Theater (Women's Restroom) - Santa Barbara, CA 805-963-9911 Aloha Restaurant (Carillo Street) - Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9088 Blue Sands Motel (South Milpas), Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9151 & 9143 Beach Burger, Santa Barbara, CA 805-687-9046 Bob's Big Boy, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9153 Breakwater Restaurant (Santa Barbara Harbor), Santa Barbara, CA 805-687-9077 Chuck's Steak House, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9258 & 9206 City College Cafeteria (INSIDE), Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9269 City College Cafeteria (OUTSIDE), Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9292 Colonial Motel, 206 Castillo, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9386 Cory's Auto Parts, Carillo & San Andres, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9226 Dean O's Pizza, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9193 Employment Office, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9044 Educated Car Wash, Santa Barbara, CA 805-967-9026 & 9182 Elephant Bar, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9983 & 9904 Fiesta 4 Theater , Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9287 Fiesta 4 Theater , Santa Barbara, CA 805-687-9231 Golf And Fun, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9118 Grandda Theater, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9111 & 9447 Greyhound Bus Station , Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9180 & 9172 Greyhound Bus Station , Santa Barbara, CA 805-687-9032 Harry's Plaza, Santa Barbara, CA 805-687-9160 & 9161 Henry's Beach, Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9462 & 9429 Moby Dick's Restaurant (Stearns Wharf), Santa Barbara, CA 805-965-9325 & 9427 Los Banos Del Mar Public Pool, Santa Barbara, CA 805-395-9615 A1 Market - Bakersfield, California 805-395-9706 A1 Market - Bakersfield, California 810-784-9018 Armada High School - by the office - Michigan 860-568-9993 Super Stop&Shop Outside Payphone - E.Hartford, CT 860-568-9987 Super Stop&Shop Inside Payphone - E.Hartford, CT 860-646-9143 K-Mart Lobby Payphone - Manchester, CT 860-289-9793 Dunkin Donuts Lobby Payphone, Burnside Ave - E.Hartford, CT 860-289-9612 Edwards Left Lobby Payphone - E.Hartford, CT 860-289-9624 Edwards Right Lobby Payphone - E.Hartford, CT 860-289-9926 Holiday Inn Payphone - E.Hartford, CT 908-668-9134 Outside in a little ville 908-322-9770 7-11 Outside 908-668-9586 7-11 Outside 908-668-9596 7-11 Outside 908-322-9796 7-11 Outside 908-322-9875 Blue Star Theater 908-464-9663 Lobby In Kings Supermarket 908-688-9599 Rest stop in Union (McDonalds) 908-686-9706 Rest stop in Union (McDonalds) 908-688-7395 Rest stop in Union (McDonalds) 908-687-9755 Rest stop in Union (McDonalds) 908-687-9757 Rest stop in Union (McDonalds) 908-668-9411 Rest stop in Union (McDonalds) 908-668-9419 Rest stop in Union (McDonalds) 908-686-9748 Rest stop in Union (McDonalds) 908-687-9758 Rest stop in Union (McDonalds) 908-686-9754 Rest stop in Union (McDonalds) 908-686-9739 Rest stop in Union (McDonalds) 908-686-9885 Rest stop in Union (McDonalds) 908-688-7874 Rest stop in Union (McDonalds) 908-688-9516 Rest stop in Union (McDonalds) 908-688-7983 Rest stop in Union (McDonalds) 908-322-9794 Inside ACME of North Plainfield 908-686-9749 Outside ACME 908-688-9553 Outside ACME 937-276-9649 Holiday Inn -- Wagoner Ford Road - Dayton, Ohio 937-276-9145 Holiday Inn -- Wagoner Ford Road - Dayton, Ohio 937-276-7804 Holiday Inn -- Wagoner Ford Road - Dayton, Ohio 937-276-9459 Holiday Inn -- Wagoner Ford Road - Dayton, Ohio 937-276-9288 Holiday Inn -- Wagoner Ford Road - Dayton, Ohio 937-276-7803 Holiday Inn -- Wagoner Ford Road - Dayton, Ohio 937-276-9572, 9119 Kroger's - NW Dayton, Ohio - lobby 937-836-9510 & 9544 Krogers, Union Road - Englewood, OH 937-322-9746 \ side by side 937-322-9237 / Outside wal-mart 937-324-9312 Outside K-Mart - Springfield, OH 937-599-9900 Outside gas station - Bellefontaine, OH 937-599-9976 \ Side by side 937-599-9935 / Outside by a newsstand 937-599-9960 \ Side by side 937-599-9929 / Outside Bellefontaine Telco 937-599-9907 \ Side by side 937-599-9940 / Inside Ohio Hi-Point JVS (school full of burnout-rejects) 937-653-9644 Outside Oddlots - Dayton, OH 937-653-9116 COCOT on street corner Dayton, OH 937-653-9735 Outside the Champaign Co. Telco - Dayton, OH 937-854-9704 & 9817 & 9710 Cub Foods - Trotwood, Ohio - in exit lobby 937-898-0496 \ Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9041 \ Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9118 / Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9254 / Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-898-0496 \ Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9158 \ Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9103 / Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9000 / Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-898-0414 \ Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9075 > Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9313 / Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9037 \ Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9163 \ Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9303 / Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9457 / Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9312 Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9422 Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9386 \ Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9258 > Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-890-9412 / Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-898-0442 \ Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-898-0494 > Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-898-0493 / Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-898-0462 \ Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-898-0461 > Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 937-898-0460 / Dayton Int'l Airport - Dayton, OH 941-966-9801 Pine View School outside of Gym 941-966-9802 Pine View School outside of Student Union 941-492-9028 COCOT outside of Walgreens 941-488-9740 Galaxy Lanes - Venice,FL (beside the bar) 941-493-9830 WAL-Mart - venice, Florida 941-493-9825 WAL-Mart - venice, Forida 36-1-351-6289 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6234 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6195 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6221 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6260 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6123 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6246 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6353 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6247 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6351 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6487 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-351-6338 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-250-3052 Budapest, Hungary 36-1-250-3053 Budapest, Hungary 44-191-276-1417 United Kingdom 44-191-265-5190 United Kingdom =Indoors =Outdoors =CoCoT =Bell/GTE

=Lot of people Around 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 TDD (TTY) Deaf Phones 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸 503-760-2212 911 Emergency in Portland, Oregon 800-243-7889 AIDS Hotline 800-548-2547 Alabama Relay Service (voice) 800-548-2546 Alabama Relay Service (TDD) 800-770-8255 Alaska Relay Service (voice) 800-770-8973 Alaska Relay Service (TDD) 800-842-4681 Arizona Relay Service (voice) 800-367-8939 Arizona Relay Service (TDD) 800-285-1121 Arkansas Relay Service (voice) 800-285-1131 Arkansas Relay Service (TDD) 800-735-2258 Maryland Relay Service (voice & TDD) 800-855-1155 AT&T Directory Asisstance (Gives you any published phone number in the United States free and legal!) 800-735-2929 California Relay Service 800-955-8771 Florida Relay Service (TDD) 800-526-0844 Illinois Relay Service (TDD) 800-526-0857 Illinois Relay Service (voice) 800-735-2942 Iowa Relay Service (voice) 800-735-2966 Missouri Relay Service 800-659-8331 New Mexico Relay Service 800-750-0750 Ohio Relay Service 800-735-2900 Oregon Relay Service (voice & TDD) 800-325-0778 Social Security Administration 800-735-2989 Texas Relay Service (voice) 800-326-2996 Federal Information Center 800-544-3316 QVC 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 Interesting Voicemail Boxes and Answering Machines 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸 206-762-2009 Alex Carbon - Seattle, Washington (Say you're from AT&T) Poor Alex is so sick of us, he usually leaves his machine off now. 212-415-0239 Organized Confuzion VMB (After 22:00 only!) 313-438-0390 I Got JANE! 313-605-4623 Foolberts VMB 313-605-1016 Wozzel Fan Club 314-995-1261 Phone Losers of America (Zak a.k.a. El_Jefe) 317-579-9222 Little kid - Indianapolis, Indiana 419-394-2407 Hey Ho! Nobody's Home! - St. Marys, Ohio - I love this one. 618-259-8001 Harold - East Alton, Illinois 713-867-9544 HoHoCon VoiceMail - Houston, Texas 800-369-1203 Hi! This is Mike Paine. I won't get back in touch with you. 815-485-5584 Steve Mitchel - New Lennox, Illinois 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 Phone Company Employees & Service Numbers 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸 212-395-2571 Nynex President Hotline. 317-265-2539 Jim Bayless (Ameritech Corporate Security, Indianapolis, IN) 317-896-8335 Kathy Mallon's voicemail (GTE Northwest Security) After you leave a message, hit a few keys and you can dial-out to any number in 317. (Hey, you could even call Jim Bayless!) 505-885-0221 GTE Network Configuration Editor. I'm sure this is not used anymore and I don't know why it is still up. 619-586-3915 Pacific Bell Administrators group 619-886-1777 Pacific Bell Employee Judy Cameron 619-549-5000 Communications World (San Diego Phone Company) - Chula Vista, CA 619-225-1865 Reliable Payphone Company (shitty phones) San Diego, California 800-222-0400 AT&T Business Office 800-331-3449 AT&T Employee Line (Lists AT&T Job openings!) 800-GIFT-ATT AT&T Gift Certificates (extension 410) (Mon-Fri, 9-5) 800-822-9009 AT&T Corporate Security, internal investigations 800-225-5288 AT&T's 1-800-CALL-ATT. Operator asissted, collect, credit card calls, customer service and information. 800-673-7286 AT&T's 1-800-OPERATOR. Specializes in collect calls. Automated 800-562-6275 AT&T Message Sender (Send an automated message to any number in the world with your voice. Accepts calling cards & credit cards.) 800-238-8636 Bell Labs 800-225-5463 Directory Asisstance (800-CALL-INFO) 800-275-1234 LDDS Metromedia. Accepts calling cards for phone calls. 800-265-5328 MCI's 1-800-COLLECT. Automated collect calls 800-382-5288 Pelican Communications (800-FUCK-ATT) (Automated Collect calls) 800-382-5624 Pelican Communications (800-FUCK-MCI) (Automated Collect calls) 800-422-8793 U.S. West Directory Source (Order fone books & check "bill me") 800-403-6876 U.S. West Fraud Investigation 800-722-2300 Nynex President Switchboard. 800-445-5667 For placing collect calls to the United Kingdom (Supposedly costs the phone company $20 everytime it's used) Actually transfers you to an operator in the u.k. 801-234-0111 Beehive Telephone (Phone company in Utah, services 801-855 exc.) 915-683-9145 Southwestern Bell Employee Locator (Automated) 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 Phone Company News, Information & Stock Lines: 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸 800-893-LINE Ameritech Stocks & Newsline 312-917-9797 Ameritech Stocks & Newsline (Same as the toll free number) 800-647-NEWS Bell Atlantic Stocks & Newsline "I'm Mark Fitzgerald!" 800-879-8632 U.S. West Newsline (Includes stocks, news, industry news and has an option to fax you news items free of charge!) 954-780-2115 Bellsouth News and Info 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 Phone Company Test Numbers 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸 201-376-9907 "is being checked for trouble. Please try again later" 210-943-9999 "This is a working number!" (Lineman humor, I guess...) 301-292-9908 "A 25 cent deposit is required to make this call!" (male voice) 303-470-0003 "The call you have made requires a 25 cent deposit" (female) 305-994-9963 & 9964 "is being checked for trouble. Please try again later" 415-333-0000 A reflector. Delays audio signals slightly and sends them back to you, causing a neat echo sound. 509-248-0091 The party you are calling does not accept blocked calls... 509-248-0014 The number called is busy, a special ringing .... 509-248-0015 You have cancelled your request... 509-248-0016 The number was free, but became busy again.... 509-248-0019 You dialed a number that can't be reached from your calling area. 509-248-0034 Your last call has been traced... 509-248-0035 The number can't be reached, please hang up now. 509-248-0036 Your call has been completed, but the party isn't receiving calls 509-248-0037 Can't use selective call fwd. and normal call fwd. at same time. 509-248-0038 The number can't be reached now, please try again later. 509-248-0048 The number was blocked and can't be called back using call return 509-457-0001 Your call can't be completed as dialed... 509-457-0002 You must first dial 1 when calling this number... 509-457-0003 This call will be forwarded over private facilities.... 509-457-0036 Your last call can't be traced... 509-457-0038 Your last call can't be traced... 509-457-0044 The call you have made requires a 25 cent deposit... 509-457-0046 Your call can't be completed from the phone you are using... 509-457-0048 Your call can't be completed, please check the instruction manual 509-457-0049 Your call can't be completed ... check number, or call attendant. 509-457-0050 911 is not a working number for your area... 509-457-0051 All circuits are busy now.... 512-472-9941 "The call you have made requires a 25 cent deposit" (female) 541-967-0001 Call cannot be completed because your service has been restricted 541-967-0003 It is not neccessary to dial a long distance access code 541-967-0004 Your call cannot be completed with the access code you dialed 541-967-0005 All circuits are busy, please try your call again later 541-967-0006 Due to network difficulties, your LD call cannot complete 541-967-0008 Remember, you must now dial 1-503 or 0-503 for long distance calls 541-967-0010 Service problems 541-967-0021 The number you're calling is busy, special ringing will signify... 541-967-0022 You have canceled your request 541-967-0023 The number you're calling was free but has become busy again... 541-967-0024 Your call has been completed 541-967-0025 The last call to your number has been traced... 541-967-0026 Selective call forwarding 541-967-0027 That number is unavailable 541-967-0028 Number cannot be reached 541-967-0029 The number you have called cannot be reached from your area 541-967-0030 That number was blocked 541-967-0049 967-0049 is a working number. Will you please try your call again. 610-811-XXXX Ring back in allentown,PA (replace X for numbers in suffix) 610-958-4100 Eniac (a.k.a. ONI, or ani readout) 610-797-0014 "please deposit $.05 for next 25 miunties." 610-797-0018 "please read the direction card" 618-254-9952 Some kind of weird room monitor someplace. If anyone ever figures out what the hell this is, email me, dammit. 805-664-0004 your phone is not currently in service.... 805-664-0000 your last incoming call has been traced.... 805-664-0006 unable to trace call 805-664-0016 the party you are calling won't accept your call 805-664-0015 the party has made another call 805-664-0022 you cannot use this feature 805-664-0013 all requests for call return are cancelled 805-664-0014 repeat dial cancelled 805-664-0019 service is unavailabe on this line 847-823-9995 A test number. Gives reading on the CO, including alert and battery conditions, sound level and temperature. Also allows you to check the sound levels, allowing you to hear inside the CO. 914-868-9901 "You have reached a 5ESS Machine..." 914-232-9901 "Daytona, New York DMS-100 verification" (lists prefix) 914-268-9901 "Congers DMS 100 Verification" 914-359-9901 "5ess orangebrook verification" 916-440-0005 "you must first dial a 1 when calling this number" 916-440-0015 "we're sorry, your call did not go through." 916-440-0016 "if you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again." 916-440-0017 "your service has been interrupted. for emergiencies, dial 911." 916-440-0029 "we're sorry, all circuits are busy now." 916-440-0030 "there is no charge for a call. this number has been disconnected as a result of a recent federal court decision and pacific bell's business policy." 916-440-0031 "we're sorry, due to telephone company facility troubles..." 954-959-XXXX Proctor Test Set (Bellsouth) 954-999-**** Ringback (**** = last digits of your fone #) 954-780-2107 Caller ID Blocking Verification Line 954-780-2471 Keypad Test, ANAC, & Ringback 954-780-2411 ANI 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 Phone Company Loop Lines: 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸 201-871-9966 \ 201-871-9972 / 201-568-9966 \ 201-568-9972 / 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 Customer Name & Address Access Numbers: 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸 214-744-9500 Southwestern Bell territory (for employees only) (need code) 214-745-7505 Southwestern Bell territory (for employees only) (need code) 217-789-8290 Ameritech (Illinois) 900-933-3330 Public Access Reverse Directory. $1.00/minute. Automated. Type in a phone number and it gives you the name and address. Published numbers only. 900-288-3020 Open from 7am to 7pm. Cross reference directories. You can look up by the name or the number. They also use public records as a source. (This isn't an automated system) 900-884-1212 Match-A-Name. $1.49/minute. Published numbers only. 900-628-1234 Namefinder automated CNA 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 The Yellow Pages: 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸 213-485-2121 Los Angeles Police Department - Los Angeles, CA 213-464-8111 Mann's Chinese Theater - Hollywood, California 301-688-6311 National Security Agency 303-623-4009 Cactus Club 303-455-7545 Cactus Communications 310-652-7767 Beverly Hills Cinema, Beverly Center - Los Angeles, CA 313-871-2087 NAACP...ask to donate crack and shoelaces 313-892-3000 Snapple distributors for SE Michigan (Order vending machines) 314-231-1980 Union Station Cinema - St. Louis, Missouri 317-353-9234 Walker's Amoco - Indianapolis, Indiana (Very gullible people) Hours of fun can be derived from dialing this number. Just do it. 404-612-2585 Equifax Credit Agency (Order credit reports) 409-744-5332 Circle K - Galvestion, Texas 410-664-6456 Cactus Graphics - Baltimore, Maryland 410-931-6322 The Cactus Grill - Baltimore, Maryland 419-586-6333 Radio Shack - Celina, Ohio "I'd like to buy a big piece of sheet metal, a bunch of switches and 300 feet of wire...Don't ask." 503-661-5112 Dairy Queen - Portland, Oregon (Call in LARGE pick up orders!) 503-254-7905 Fred Meyer's Gateway - Portland, Oregon (Ask for extension 1800) 503-281-4797 Meier & Frank - Portland, Oregon. Call the customer credit fones by asking for extensions 2205, 3024, 2310, 2311 and 2396. 512-857-2184 Bombay House - Corpus Christi, Texas (Ask about Camels) 512-323-5466 Red Lion Hotel - Austin, Texas (The very hotel that completely and with very little notice CANCELED HoHoCon '94. Get 'em.) 618-288-8024 Lahr-Well Academy - Glen Carbon, IL (Ask for Jason Crews) 618-398-7124 & 7187 & 7163 & 7155 & 7186 Fairfield Inn - Fairview Heights, IL 618-398-7172 & 7192 & 7189 & 7193 & 7152 Fairfield Inn - Fairview Heights, IL 618-931-6273 Waffle House - Granite City, IL - yes, Linda still works there. 618-234-1000 Belleville News Democrat - Belleville, Illinois 713-643-4597 Houston Hobby Airport - Houston, Texas 800-952-3131 Church of Jesus CrUst 800-231-2222 Greyhound Buslines (How much for a bus to Hawaii?) 800-772-1213 Social Security Administration 800-544-3316 QVC 800-BIG-TITS This is a revenge number...you need the victim's credit card 800-USER-IBM Best Buy Help Desk 800-369-5050 Best Buy Consumer Affairs (Complain about stores 266 & 267) 805-324-6026 Bakersfield Pump Co - California - for all your pumping needs. 810-727-1069 Radio Shack - Richmond, MI 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 Fax Numbers: 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸 202-616-8400 Interpol (International Police) 212-456-4968 ABC News President - New York, NY 212-522-0451 Time Magazine - New York, NY 212-563-9166 Rush Limbaugh 213-859-2769 TV Guide - Los Angeles, CA 213-478-8437 Forbes - Los Angeles, CA 314-342-3182 St. Louis Post-Dispatch - St. Louis, MO 316-225-4154 Dodge City Daily Globe - Dodge City, KS 319-291-2069 Waterloo Courier - Waterloo, IA 408-730-2107 Shareware Magazine - Sunnyvale, CA 503-325-6573 Daily Astorian - Astoria, OR 505-823-3689 Albuquerque Tribune - Albuquerque, NM 612-340-9856 K-63 AM - Minneapolis, MN 618-463-9829 Alton Telegraph - Alton, IL 619-421-9629 Eastlake High Fax Machine (in tech lab) - Chula Vista, California 703-739-0775 PBS - Alexandria, VA 818-731-0058 Los Angeles Daily News - Los Angeles, CA 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 Fax-Back Services 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸 310-252-7100 International Rectifier 407-724-3818 Harris Linear/Converter/DSP 408-942-4005 DTC 408-438-2620 Seafax 408-955-5505 Sony 412-746-5500 Black Box - press 4 from main menu 415-780-3990 NeXT Answers 503-629-7576 Intel 602-244-6591 Motorola 800-321-4044 Intel (2,2,2,2,AC,NUM,1,3) 800-727-3351 Microsoft (press *,1,1,AC,NUM,#,5,0) 800-432-3729 General Electric (press 1,1,#,AC,NUM,#,1,1,#,1) 888-475-7000 Social Security Administration (press 900*,1,#,AC,NUM,#,1,2) 800-879-8632 US West Newsline (press 2,11#,#,#,1,AC,NUM,#,#,AC,NUM,#,#) 800-832-6328 Ameritech (press 6,2,1,2,AC,NUM,1) 800-733-4411 Packard Bell's hardware support 800-722-4786 Sun Service Canada (1,2,4,1,AC,NUM,#,1) 800-872-4786 Sun Service United States (2,4,1,AC,NUM,#,1) 800-IBM-4FAX IBM (3,1,0,1,1,1,AC,NUM,#,1,1) additional attempts for two hours 800-578-ISDN Stentor's ISDN (1,AC,NUM,#,1) 800-345-1518 Compaq Computer PaqFax 800-947-0808 Cardinal Modems 800-323-6586 Radio Shack (1,1,1,#,#,AC,NUM,1,AC,NUM,#) only 3 attempts 800-468-3472 Seagate (6,1,AC,NUM,1) 800-832-4778 Western Digital Fax Access (2,1,1,AC,NUM,1,AC,NUM,#,1) 800-429-3739 Hayes (1,AC,NUM,1,1,1) 800-222-9323 AMD 800-522-6752 Amp 800-446-6212 Analog Devices 800-237-2374 Berg Electronics 800-368-9673 Colorado Memory Systems 800-443-1254 HP Portable Products 800-943-8329 Integrated Device Tech 800-272-9959 National Semiconductor 800-282-2000 Phillips 800-272-9243 Raychem 800-SOS-APPL Apple Computer 800-822-4269 Borland 800-380-0030 Diamond 800-331-1917 Hewlett Packard 800-525-3019 Intel 800-762-6163 USRobotics 805-582-3381 Wangtek 812-386-2561 Potter & Brumfield 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 Automatic Number Identification 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸 800-692-6447 MY-ANI-IS. Needs a 3 or 4 digit code now. 800-858-9857 AT&T True Rewards (option 1) 800-222-0300 AT&T Main number (option 1) 800-487-9240 Lots of info, then your ANI 800-568-3197 Info Access Call Blocking Service 800-223-1104 Reads your number only, very slow 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 Partylines & Chatlines: 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸 212-593-8060 Teeny Bopper Party Line 515-945-6700 Underground Party Line (No, not REALLY underground) 516-473-2626 2600 Voice BBS (Not exactly a chat line, but pretty cool.) 618-669-4123 Gay Partyline 618-669-4489 Gay Partyline 800-800-8900 Dungeon (Some kind of gay chatline. Hilarious!) (V/MC) 801-855-3326 DefCon Voice Bridge (Free voicemail, voice bbs, five chat rooms) 809-563-0069 Motel "69" - Dominican Republic 809-474-2569 Awesome Live Partyline (Actually, it kind of sucks) 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 Miscellaneous Interesting Numbers: 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸 202-456-1414 White House - Washington D.C. (Lemme talk to Willie!) 202-445-4616 White House - Washington D.C. 212-975-5200 CBS Security 212-975-4321 Ed Sullivan Theatre (Where Dave Letterman does his show) 213-664-3321 News for the Blind 303-499-7111 Atomic Clock - Colorado (Gives the time every few seconds) 303-480-0023 Two Crazy Brothers 303-693-4300 Two Girls From Aurora 303-455-6501 Two Guys Somewhere In A Back Room 310-556-2727 Triad Management (Glen Danzig's booking agent, Pat Sarkeesian) 401-822-9436 Elevator Phone - West Warwick, Rhode Island. 517-774-4292 Elevator phones. When you call these you are automatically 517-774-2263 connected to a college elevator's speaker phone! 618-254-0000 Orgasmic automated operator (Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!) (Free from anywhere) 703-695-6833 Pentagon 800-800-8800 Target Directory 800-WAL-MART Wal-Mart Directory 800-882-6468 Girlscout Cookie Hotline (Send them to your house) 800-689-3277 Hearing Test 800-320-3753 National Gothic Singles Network (900-4-GOTHIC to hear responses) 800-328-2120 Dick Clark's Trivia Line (An interactive phone contest) 800-272-7664 Send-A-Song (Send a song to anyone over the phone!) V/MC 800-915-3443 Send-A-Song Retrival Center 800-999-7635 Send-A-Song Customer Service 800-369-0010 20th Century Fox (you actually order movies for theaters here!) 800-347-1997 Federal Information Center 800-369-0004 Your call is VERY important to them. 818-881-0505 Recording for a penis enlargement service. Fun for paging people. 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 BBSes (Current PLA Distribution Sites:) 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸 206-859-9469 Dark Side of the Moon - Seattle, Washington 208-466-1679 King's Domain - Nampa, Idaho 219-365-1096 Suburban Wasteland - Crown Point, Indiana 301-884-5012 Studio 54 - Mechanicsville, Maryland 301-620-7486 Fatal Shot - Frederick, Maryland 303-343-4053 Hacker's Haven - Aurora, Colorado 303-932-1195 Twenty Miles North of Nowhere - Colorado 305-856-7287 Underdark - Miami, Florida 312-528-5020 Ripco - Chicago, Illinois 319-234-3654 UnderDark - Waterloo, Iowa 360-653-4010 Hitachi Biotech - Washington 360-297-4049 The Coven - Kingston, Washington 403-342-1458 Plad Banana - Red Deer, Alberta, Canada 408-883-9535 Land of Rape & Honey - California 4o8-421-o172 The Bomb 409-899-5793 Stinky's Bar & Grill - Beaumont, Texas 410-817-6595 The Chemical PlayGround 413-568-0487 Phsycotropic 413-274-0159 Urban Discipline - Housatonic, MA 415-648-9489 Reality Check - San Francisco, California 503-636-3855 The Bin - Portland, Oregon 510-743-0603 Terminal Drift - East Bay, California 510-935-5845 Temple of the Screaming Electron - California 512-458-3409 The Sprawl - Austin, Texas 512-790-8989 Aurora Magellan - Rockport, Texas 512-851-8317 Sonic Youth Systems - Corpus Christi, Texas 513-436-3256 The Unholy Church - Tipp City, Ohio 514-725-0189 Sillicon Underground - Montreal, Quebec 541-369-2554 Paradigm Shift BBS 541-753-8256 Northern Block 560-854-3340 Prophecy - Moncton, New Brunswick 601-332-2446 BadLands - Greenville, Mississippi 603-293-0580 Tower of Destiny - Glendale, New Hampshire 607-785-1427 Up In Smoke 609-637-9565 Byte This II - Trenton, New Jersey 612-447-6401 Noverdu - Minnesota 613-569-0151 Pointbreak - Ottawa, Canada 613-736-7909 Crazed Illusions - Ottawa, Ontario, Canada 616-373-5885 Larcenist's Keep - Kalamazoo, Michigan 618-451-8048 Cocktail Lounge - Granite City, Illinois 618-667-8363 The Corner Pocket - Troy, Illinois 618-746-0049 Birdland - Scott Air Force Base, Illinois 618-876-6042 Twist of Cain - Granite City, Illinois 618-877-5348 Total Chaos - Granite City, Illinois 619-451-2174,,11,11 Sea of Green - San Diego, California 703-362-9629 The Other Side of Reality - Virginia 717-788-7435 Cyber-Sphincter - Drums, Pennsylvania 801-278-2699 Lies Unlimited - Utah 801-763-7889 The Cardboard BoXXX - American Fork, Utah 801-223-9795 Parity Error - Orem, Utah 803-772-3893 Hacker's Heaven - Columbia, South Carolina 805-872-3151 The Death Star Bar - Bakersfield, California 810-348-0421 Daddy Hill House - Northville, Michigan 810-254-2925 813-920-0209 Euphoria - Florida 817-236-8510 Ethereal Travel 847-818-0731 Poison Pen - Chicago Area, Illinois 847-256-5928 Moo n' Oink - Chicago Area, Illinois 901-678-6183 The World is no kind of incestuous emu - Memphis, Tennessee 907-780-6760 Syenergy - Juneau, Alaska +32-16-535821 The Crossbar - Belgium +44 1257 416994 Permanent Vacation - Manchester, England +852 2304-6643 UNiSoFT BOaRD - Hong Kong +49-711-244426 Da Evil Realms - Germany (V34+) +49-711-244427 Da Evil Realms - Germany (ISDN) 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 Other Data Lines (Non-BBS): 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸 202-415-0241 FCC BBS 209-584-0167 Juvinile Hall (Controls for their alarms & lights.) 618-398-7191 Fairfield Inn Computer Fairview, IL (Where Greg Carson works!) 618-398-7222 Fairfield Inn Computer Fairview, IL (voice help @ 618-398-7193) 800-432-1693 Coast Federal Credit Agency 800-976-5555 Telefinder 800-255-6272 NASA 800-999-7298 United States Army 800-827-5808 AOL technical support BBS 800-I-AM-DICKLESS Ziff-Davis shareware authors' upload BBS 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 The Loser List: 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸 216-871-3015 Brian Ebersole 217-245-3580 Virgil Stogner (A McDonald's Employee of the Month!) 306 634 2334 Jaopal 313-DICKLESS Dickless. Tell them what their number is and they'll explode. 360-692-2160 Owen Straw aka Jack The Stipper (Some putz in Washington) 401-739-1871 Chris O'Leary - responds to the name "hooter" 403-340-2267 James Heggie - The hero of PLA036... 505-885-4377 Jeff "Jack" Hoff. This is his 3rd or 4th number. 505-885-0655 Ask for Chris Shamp the Manager. He's an asshole. 512-855-2043 Kevin Christmas - Give him RBCP's regards and ask him how his mom's been doing since she got hit by that bus. 512-991-0217 Anna & Andy Babin - "This is Bob from the NRA..." 573-581-7077 Get them to say, "Go away, PLA!" 618-931-4402 Dick Ahlers (Call and ask for his son, Todd aka Mr. Canoehead) 618-931-2414 Danny Colwell - Granite City, IL (We got him fired from Hardees because we called so much.) 618-888-2826 Doug Robertson (Tell him the rabid dog sent you.) 618-254-3245 Jason Phillips - Wood River, IL - Actually Jason doesn't live here anymore, but his parents are REALLY fun. 618-397-7729 Phillip Wool - Belleville, IL (A wanna-be hacker info-line) 618-398-8662 Greg Carson - Fairview Heights, Illinois 618-277-1269 Scott & Amanda Eyer aka Scott The Believer & Chatty Ask them if they go to fucking church. 618-797-1156 Thomas Residents - Pontoon Beach, IL (Tell them you're with PLA) 619-420-6418 Ed Soto - Chula Vista, CA 800-559-6554 Sex line that does flood mail on the net. 800-260-0266 extension 69 - Pawn Shop in Gulfport, Mississippi. These people are really fun, give 'em hell. 810-784-8348 Dan Lemieux 847-352-0946 Pat and Patty Hammers - another product of inbreeding. 860-528-5460 Marc Colen (Wannabe Latin Gangsta) 860-569-7401 Ken Tarwood (Reminds Me Of Chris Tomkinson) 860-289-8143 Amit Grover AkA Foreskin Boy - Likes to overuse the word "yo!" 860-528-3493 Gail Thorpe - This guy sounds like Sol Rosenburg 937-878-9589 Carl Hieb - ask him how his imaginary DEC Alpha is doing 937-275-1244 Amber Foster - Ask if she's gotten AIDS from all them boys yet 941-485-2586 Grant Schecker (tell his mom he's been arrested.) 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 Free Disks 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸 800-827-6364 America Online (press 1, 1, tell operator your info) 800-776-3449 Prodigy (press 1, 1, tell operator your info) 800-487-4838 CompuServe (press 0 for a live operator) - 2 disks 800-775-7891 Starwave Internet 800-638-2661 Netcom (press 2, 3) 800-973-1335 Suretrack - ask for Suretrack demo disk -have a false business name ready. 800-453-3972 Datatrack - ask for Windows Atlas Equipment Manager demo disk 800-554-4008 Discovery Channel (3 free disks for internet software) 800-FREE-MSN Microsoft Network 800-819-6112 Global Network Navigator (press 1 800-555-7506 Internet Marketing Solutions. - Free demo program on disk. 800-786-7638 SunSoft - Free 30-day evaluation disk. (Enter prompt #1) 800-400-1447 AT&T's Worldnet Internet Service. Available on 3 3.5" disks. 800-777-9638 Sprynet - Gives you two disks 800-800-4APC Powerchute Plus Demo for Win NT 800-468-7266 TCP Connect - trial copy for windows 800-327-8627 Mapinfo Professional - free demo 800-306-PLAY Snappy - free demo disk 800-648-4452 Labelworks for Windows - free demo software 800-228-5857 Demo disks for Church Partner, School Partner or Accounting 800-947-0936 Odyssey Online Adult Services - free windows software 800-E-SCHWAB Complimentary e Schwab Software 800-232-7638 Fasttrack Schedule for Windows & Mac demo 800-991-4438 Trial Arcserve 6 for Windows NT 800-395-8425 Earthlink Network - free mac disk 214-658-1505 Girls Adult - free software 800-949-2668 Windows Software Eye Contact 800-234-1900 Savin Copiers - free interactive "Discover Savin" disk 800-SOFT-ARC ext. 115 - Softarc free demo disk 800-4-DOTNET BellSouth.net 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 My Name is ROY! 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸 208-443-2097 Roy's Electronic Service (We repair 'dem T.V.setz!) 208-476-5372 Roy's Satellite Systems (I'm a 21st Century Digital R0y, I don't know how to read and I've done alot of b0yz.) 216-663-6933 Roy Clinic Inc. 216-237-5300 Roy Douglas Hair Designs Inc. 216-946-8885 Roy George Music 216-696-1402 Roy Group The 303-460-7161 Roy's Electronics (Your one-stop bubble mower repair center) 303-922-2940 Roy Sandblasting Company (I'm crazy-man Roy.) 303-733-3031 Roy's Place (Plenty of beer and farts for everyone.) 310-545-0235 Roy Rogers (an individual) 310-540-1679 Roy The Rat Man (i swear to da k0w) 406-883-4212 Roy's Auto Port (Specializing in 1947 Ford Motherfuckers) 406-464-2241 Roy Main Office (We'll connect you with any Roy in the Universe) 406-464-2431 Roy Grocery (Selling a large selection of beer things) 406-464-2511 Roy High School (Lowest SAT scores this side of Roy, New Mexico!) 410-426-4926 Roy and Rob Auto Service - Baltimore, Maryland 410-252-4101 Roy Fields Auto Center - Baltimore, Maryland 410-889-2335 Roy J Rev - Baltimore, Maryland 410-576-0870 Roy Kirby & Sons - Baltimore, Maryland 410-576-1047 Roy S Rev - Baltimore, Maryland 505-485-2648 Roy Main Office 505-485-2204 Roy, New Mexico Police Department (Closed on July 4th. Sorry.) 505-485-2626 Roy Feed Store (If you name is Roy, we'll feed you.) 505-485-2253 Roy Child Care Center (We'll babysit your kids for free) 505-982-1888 Roy's Pest Control 505-296-2871 Roy's Taxidermy 505-485-2242 Roy Secondary School 512-482-0000 Roy's Taxi Service - Austin, TX 520-623-4824 Roy's Arizona Pharmacy 520-883-9291 Roy Design Service 520-487-2550 Roy's Tavern (More beer things than you can shake a stick at) 541-688-7659 Roy Walter - His name is Roy Jr. and his son is Roy the 3rd. 602-482-3708 Roy's Auto 602-832-2448 Roy's Cafe 602-412-1677 Roy's Office Cleaning 602-878-7888 Roy's Pizza 618-797-2339 Roy's Place BBS (We got dem new-fangled PLA issews!) 618-345-4731 Roger & Gladys Fowlerdixon 801-774-4906 Roy Junior High School 801-731-2855 Roy Migrant Headstart Pgm. 801-774-8692 Roy Physical Therapy Center 801-774-1050 Roy, City of 801-774-1008 City of Roy 801-773-7721 Roy Dental Building (If you have any teeth left, that is...) 801-774-4900 Roy Elementary School (very high drop-out rate here) 801-774-8472 Roy Finance Inc. 801-776-3626 Roy Historical Museum (Learn the story of Roy's life) 801-776-1823 Roy Bible Church (We go to fucking CHURCH!) 970-834-2563 Roy's Auto Body 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 Special Thanks To The Following People For Their Contributions 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸 Well, here it is, late as usual. Since the demise of the PLA Zine, I should hopefully have more time to work on this directory and turn it into an actual quarterly phone book as originally intended. This list is too big for me to keep up with so if you could drop me a line (bac@bright.net) when you discover a number that doesn't work or something that's mislabeled, you'll help make this directory more enjoyable for everyone. I try to keep everything as accurate as possible but even I am known to make mistakes. We are not responsible for the use of this directory. It is not our fault if someone from the Loser List hunts you down and kills you or one of the fax back companies send the police to your house for calling them 20 times a day. We do not encourage anyone to call any of these numbers, especially if you've broken into one of those green telco boxes in someone's back yard and have nothing to lose. By the way, the only new feature in this edition is the "Loop Lines" section in which any two people calling each number will be connected together. Please send me more if you got 'em. And thanks to everyone for their continued support. The following people have contributed phone numbers to this and/or past editions or I just respect them for putting up with us for so long. If I forgot your name, then deal with it. There were a lot of contributions for the first two editions and I can't remember who gave me what. Also a lot of thanks goes to the many anonymous people who called my VMB and left numbers. Zak/El_Jefe * Apok0lyps * Martini * Quinbis Flestrin * Major (TNo) * Demon Phreaker * Colleen Card * Jim Bayless * Greg Carson * Pa Bell (618) Acidflux * Kay10 * K. Barton (805) * nik * Mr. Noseman * VectoR [513] Dave_SOB * Monster Magnet * Calimar * H00ters * Granite City Waffle House Atomik Phear * Mouthbreather * Carrier Culprit * Jack The Zipper * skullY The Red Boxer * Agrajag * Nightlord * Tigger * RedTyde * DealyGoth * Mike S chris v of latrine * Devil Incarnate * Keystroke * Phreak A. Zoid zigy * Mike Stewart * lapat * Drunken Imbecile * CancerMan * lalacola BRAK * cop eater * phukem * Receptor * DETHMaster * Jono * unSlider * Warren Homey G BoBo * Jolly Spamhead * Cernekee * MrLA * Jared * Paris Miller Nova Lamer * Chuck * Dzoghi * Bubba Husky Someone * Agrajag The Prolonged spawn * Burke * phear * Spanish_Prince * Logic Box * Paris Miller Phil Polaris * vxmoose