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Holy Shit, MORE United Phone Losers Stickers!
posted September 07, 2008, 04:38:26 PM by linear

We're almost to our bajillion dollar goal, so to finalize the deal we've had a new sticker design printed up! You can get two of these for a dollar so go buy them now!


They're perfect for your laptop or your car or whatever, as shown below:


Go buy our stickers. Please don't be a dick about this.

http://www.phonelosers.net/merch.php

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United Phone Losers Stickers!
posted August 25, 2008, 02:29:38 PM by linear


In an effort to make a bajillion dollars, we had some stickers professionally printed up and now we're going to sell them to you! They don't cost much, and they're high quality. Do you have a couple of bucks? Then head on over to our merchandise page and buy a few, you cheap shitbag.

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Miscellaneous Updates
posted July 26, 2008, 04:25:21 PM by linear

There's a new section on the site, the UPL Source Code Repository! It is where we store all of the source code that has been submitted to us for the UPL ezine. You can also submit new code if you'd like.

Speaking of the ezine, The HTML versions of our old issues all got a makeover. Over the past couple weeks I spent some time converting each issue over to the new look. So check out the archive if you want a much cleaner, easier-to-read, non-90's HTML look.

Along with updating the HTML, I also did a minor update to the old .TXT versions, as some of them were still in a DOS format. Now none of them are. The DOS versions are still available in an archived form, but why the fuck would you want them?

Also, I updated the "Outdated" page. And if that isn't confusing, I don't know what is. I added some new things and expanded on the others.

One last thing, a long time ago when UPL was in its prime, we started UPL Team Activism, which was similar to cDc's hactivismo (but crappier). Although overall it got a lot of positive feedback from you, some people didn't like the political agenda that UPL was taking on. To balance this out, when I brought UPL back I left out Team Activism. What I've done more recently is link to a free blogspot blog I put up as "UPL Team Activism," and this is separate from the UPL site. This, other than the link on the navigation menu, is the last I'll probably publicize it here. I's just a small, infrequently updated blog I'll keep which posts news stories that show the link between politics and technology. That is all. I'll keep it tame.

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No Pants and Other Updates.
posted June 25, 2008, 03:41:19 AM by linear

Though it took me a long time because I am super lazy and hate all of you, I finally finished some of the pages that I have been neglecting, including the support us page, the links page, and an all new section for all the press and honorable mentions we've received over the years.

But more importantly, I've made a page that documents a disturbing new trend on the UPL message board, in which users are posting pantless pictures of themselves. Throw your dignity to the wind and post your own bare legs on our forums. The specific thread that spawned this abortion of an idea can be found here.

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We Took Over PLA Radio!
posted June 10, 2008, 03:09:15 PM by linear

OMG HAX!

The United Phone Losers have taken over PLA Radio! In 2005, rbcp released an unauthorized issue of the UPL ezine. It took us over three years, but we've finally gotten our revenge! Click Here to go to the PLA Radio webiste and listen to our unauthorized episode of PLA Radio (episode #18). We go over the history of UPL, hack rbcp's voicemail, and mess with people on craigslist.

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